My wife and I will be closing on a new home on Wednesday. When we first toured the house, I mentioned casually that the mostly-finished basement, with some fine-tuning, would make for a fantastic home theater. She's made a number of allusions to it since, so today at lunch I nailed her down: "So, when do you think we should start building the theater? Because a projector, screen, new electronics, and new surrounds will be pretty expensive." "Oh, well, I've already told a few people that we'll be having a Return of the King party on May 25." Where's that smiley icon? Oh, here it is . . .