1000 POSTS! Gee, I remember the days when reaching this particular milestone at the HTF was still something of a novelty; townsfolk would gather 'round to 'ooh' and 'ahh'... Home-baked treats would be in near-endless supply... Some burly chap would demonstrate his ability to stop a cannonball, fired at close range, with his bare belly... A surprise guest testimonial from Wink Martindale, Ruth Buzzi, Junior Samples, or some other notable of similar stature... All this and more, building up to a tooth-loosening 21-subwoofer salute from Cap'n Knapp's Discreet Sonic Action Squad! But alas, for a relatively sporadic poster like me, well, such things probably aren't in the cards. Times have changed. An errant tumbleweed blowing past me seems a more realistic commemoration. But rest assured, whatever the case, my arcane DVD want lists and occasional esoteric film information has only yet begun to begin! No, no need to thank me. The looks on your faces are reward enough... Oh, and a very happy, safe, anamorphically-enhanced Thanksgiving to ye all!