This was in The Sun today, Britains biggest selling newspaper (sorry to say). Britain's Mr.Average is.... ...is an overweight 35-year-old who owns 16 pairs of pants. ...is also 5ft 10in. He goes to the loo six times a day. He has been married for five-and-a-half years, has sex twice a week and finds it boring. The sessions last three minutes and one second(!), his aroused manhood measures seven inches and he has had eight sexual partners after losing his virginity at 17. His dream is to own a Ferrari, and the crime he fears most is the theft of his car. If he was sentenced to death Mr Average would order a steak as a final meal. NEARLY half of British lads who go on men-only holidays cheat on their girlfriends, a survey has revealed (hmm I thought that was the point of going on men-only holidays!). Favourite places for romps included swimming pools, nightclubs and bars. And 80 per cent had unprotected sex. Yikes, I'm speechless. I'm fairly fit, 6ft, not married, have sex more than twice a week, sessions last longer than 3mins (sometimes 5mins!!) do not find it boring, don't dream of having a Ferrari (liar!).