Well, is there one? I can think of three offhand... The Astronaut's Wife - As soon as I figured out that Charlize Theron wasn't gonna get naked, I bailed out on this sleeping pill of a movie. i am sam or: how to waste sean penn, michelle pfeiffer and a really cute kid - I somehow managed to sit through the first 2/3 of this cloying and predictable tripe. The Musketeer - I sat through half of this dismal exercise in how not to remake a classic. Even Tim Roth was boring. Bleah! Honorable mentions: Julien Donkey-Boy - I'll never know how I managed to sit through this dreary freakshow. Directed by Harmony "I can't afford real equipment so I'll say it's a Dogma 95 film" Korine. Bonus points to Harmony for wasting the talents of Werner Herzog and Chloe Sevigny. Holy Smoke - Kept waiting for Kate Winslet to get naked again. :b And my three favorite whipping-boys: Gladiator - I did manage to squirm my way through this colossal bore in the theater. Gave it a second chance when it hit video but could only make it through the first 20 minutes. Armageddon - Sat through this in the theater trying to spot my brother-in-law who was an extra. Didn't see him and hit the door running as soon as the credits started. Batman & Robin - Bastards played this first at a sneak preview of Contact.