Movie one-liners...I need your help! (1 Viewer)

[Rob Gardiner]

Here's an obscure one:

Jigsaw

Great film BTW

Steven Soderbergh's SCHIZOPOLIS, unofficially the most underrated film of the 90s

 

[Sean Moon]

"Bob. Gun."

 

[Shane Gralaw]

Ok, the 27 characters is a rough estimation. Sometimes you can cheat it a bit by grouping the words closer together, but if you do it too much it becomes unreadable by a car driving by. I have Princed out the letters a bit (2= to; 4=for, & = and, ect.) to fit one in or, in the case of "A Naked American stole my balloons" , it is not only grouped tightly and slightly misquoted, but I had to misspell balloons (baloons) as well. But that quote is funny!

Ok, today I did the "We just Melvined Death" quote- thanks to those who submitted it.

BTW, three have submitted "There is no spoon" but I already did that one. It is pretty great; It's short, specific, and quasi-philosophical. Those are good because even if you don't exactly recognize the quote, it is fun to read and intriguing or enigmatic and creates a mystery or mental image.

I have no problem repeating a film, but want to keep away from repeating specific quotes (Heathers has been done to death, BTW). We did that once or twice and a surprisingly large number of people noticed.

Oh, and I didn't site the origin of the quotes in my last response, but I need to know what movies these come from because customers always ask and we need to be able to tell them (if you really want to know the origin of the ones I posted, ask and I will tell you).

Thanks again and keep them coming!

 

[Eric Lipp]

Aww he wants to go offroad
I'm not touchin it, though
Guano. That sounds familiar
It's in my hair!
--Ace Venture, When Nature Calls

What smells like shoe polish (28, it could fit!)
I assure you we're open (well, it was on the sign out front
--Clerks

 

[Jason Co]

I'll be back....Pick any Arnold film

My Precioussssssss......



J

 

[David Lawson]

"It's been emotional."
- Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

"I am the walrus?"
- The Big Lebowski

"It ain't Ozzie and Harriet."
- Raising Arizona

"Greetings, programs!"
- Tron

"Is that Latin?"
- Rushmore

 

[Andy_Bu]

God Damn You All To Hell
- Planet of the Apes

I'm an excellent driver
- Rain Man

Ten minutes to Wapner
- Rain Man

At my signal, unleash hell
- Gladiator

You'll shoot your eye out
- A Christmas Story

I am your father
- Return of the Jedi

Hasta la vista, baby.
- Terminator 2

Andy

 

[JohnVB]

"... Keyser Soze will get you"
"And then *puff* he was gone"
"I flip you for real"
"I am not a rat, agent Kujan"
"His name was Kobayashi"

-- The Usual Suspects

"wow. your world is so bright"
"blue bird! blue bird!"
"I want to go to your, planet"

-- KPax

"Life is pain, your highness"
"No! To the pain!"
"I leave you in anquish"
"He's just mostly dead"
"Have you considered piracy?"
"No rhyming and I mean it!"
"Anybody wanna peanut?"
"You're that smart?"
"A Ha Ha HA Ah Ha H *thud*"
"Inconceiveable!"
"Only brave compared to some"

-- The Princess Bride

Here's some for kid's movies

"Booya!"
"What's the sitch, Wade?"
"So not the drama"
"No big"

-- Kim Possible: A Stitch in Time

"No worries, dude"
"That's Floe. She's nuts"
"You. Cannot. Speak. Whale!"
"I'm gonna touch the butt"
"ah hoo wah he wah ho ho ho"
"shark bait hoo ha ha"
"now what?"

-- Finding Nemo

Some of them are a wee bit long, you might be able to sqeeze them. If it's important, you might check them for accuracy, as most of them are coming from my memory.

Hope this helps,

- bones

 

[Sean Moon]

Fish are friends, not food.

 

[Geoff H]

Cougar's in trouble I'm going to get 'em
Top Gun

I ate his liver
Silence of the lambs

Allow myself to introduce myself
Stop humping the laser
That one's a keeper
Austin Powers 1,3

Yeah, but they were all bad
True Lies

Royale with cheese!
Bring out the gimp.
pulp fiction

We're on our way!
Return of the Jedi

One of my favorites (too long)
Well, I guess that'd be your accomplice there in the wood chipper
Fargo]

 

[Jay Foster]

You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.

Herb Brooks: both in real life and played by Kurt Russell in the movie Miracle.

 

[Bryan Tuck]

"1.21 GIGAWATTS??!!"
--Back to the Future

"That's private property."
--Dr. Strangelove

"That's gotta be some cockroach." (maybe too long)
"What about the twinkie?"
--Ghostbusters

"Bright light! Bright light!"
--Gremlins

"YOU ARE A TOYYYY!!"
--Toy Story

"Tell me I wasn't this deluded."
--Toy Story 2

"Don't drink that."
--Jaws

"You broke my heart."
--The Godfather, Part II"

"How do you feel?"
"How will playing cards help?"
--Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

 

[Matt Butler]

" Aw You made me ink!"
"Just keep swimming.."
Finding Nemo

"Who is Keyser Soze?"
Usual Suspects

 

[Raasean Asaad]

"I know Kung Fu !" -The Matrix

 

[Scott Shanks]

"As little as possible."
Chinatown

"She's amnesian."
Dave

"Rollo Tomasi."
L.A. Confidential

"220, 221, whatever it takes."
Mr. Mom

"I coulda been a contender"
On The Waterfront

 

[Rob Gardiner]

Ooo Tee Nee
Jawa - Star Wars

E Chu Ta
Droid - The Empire Strikes Back

Boska!
Jabba the Hutt - Return of the Jedi

 

[Cees Alons]

It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Cees

 

[Steve Christou]

"You've just digested the bad guy!"

One of my favorite movie lines, can anyone guess which film that's from?

 

[Rob Gardiner]

A couple brand-spanking-new ones:

Now watch this drive
FAHRENHEIT 9/11

Eat your green vegetables
SPIDER-MAN 2

 

[Rob Willey]

"Do you see what happens Larry?"
-- The Big Lebowski

"That is all."
-- MASH

"It all sounds like some bad movie."
-- Top Secret

"I wonder if you wonder."
-- Double Indemnity

"You and your 14-carat oomph."
-- Torrid Zone


Rob