"You cannot pass... I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The Dark Flame will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow! You shall not pass!"
"At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the five points: us natives, born rightwise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it!"
Let's see y'all try making fun of THIS draft pick...
-"Aw that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the obstacle! If God wanted you up there he would have MIRACLED your ass!"
-"Who said that? Who the fuck said that?? Who's the little slimy twinkled-toed Communist cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? No one, huh? The fairy fucking godmother!! Out fucking standing! I will PT you all until you fuckin die!! I will PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!! Was it you you scroungy little fuck, huh?"
Since my two favorites, Han Solo and Indiana Jones have already been taken, I will pick my favorite character from The Lord of the Rings series as my first choice:
Legolas (Lord of the Rings, The series) Orlando Bloom