Most humorously embarrasing physical injuries in movies (1 Viewer)

[GregGilchrist]

What are your fave picks of humorously embarrassing physical injuries in any film genre/s, that resulted
in someone surviving and getting bandaged or stitched.
Only one/s I can think of so far are Jack Nicholson getting
his nose cut in Chinatown, Ben Stiller in Something About Mary.
[Edited last by GregGilchrist on October 26, 2001 at 11:42 PM]

 

[Jim_F]

Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty
Ken (Michael Palin) in A Fish Called Wanda
[Edited last by Jim_F on October 27, 2001 at 01:16 AM]

 

[NickSo]

Definitely the Franks and Beans in Theres Something about Mary
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[Inspector Hammer!]

Did you ever see what Jackie Chan goes through during his movies!? To be perfectly honest, i'm surprised he's still alive!
The guy is like a living breathing Wile E Coyote!
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[Richard Travale]

How about Chris Kleins ear in Say it isn't So? That really freaked me out.
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[Jeffrey Noel]

Greg, I have to agree on Ben Stiller's "zipper incident" in There's Something About Mary. Every time I see that, or even think about that scene, I both laugh and cringe!

Damn that would hurt!!!
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[Neil Joseph]

Frank and Beans, Frank and Beans!
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[Chuck C]

When Nordeberg (O.J.) from Naked Gun almosts gets killed!

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[Bruce Hedtke]

I liked when Brad Pitt was bouncing off two different cars in Meet Joe Black.
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[Brad Porter]

The Black Knight!
"It's just a flesh wound."
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[Jason Whyte]

*bets someone will come on here remarking the wonderful physical torment the kid in Freddy Got Fingered went through that was painful, not funny*
My vote goes to any of the injuries occuring in Airplane! or Kentucky Fried Movie.
"George Lazenby as the architect!"
"I'm telling you this building is completely safe!"
*hits fist on desk* *roof caves in*
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[Hugh Jackes]

Not a movie, but I giggled pretty hard watching ER last week. Carter got punched in the nuts by a guy who was getting defibrillated by a med student who didn't check that everyone was well back from the table.

 

[Ashley Seymour]

Mel Gibson in Payback This little piggy goes to market, this little piggy gets ...
Even the Gangsters flinched at this one.

 

[Trace Downing]

Bruce Willis pushing Merryl Streep down the staircase, snapping her neck in "Death Becomes Her". I laughed so hard, the others in the theater looked over at me like I was the most evil person in the world.
I thought it was funny, with her leg thrown over her head like that.

 

[Bjorn Olav Nyberg]

Hugh Jackes' post reminded me of Sam Neill kicking his warden in the balls in "In the mouth of madness"
"I'm sorry about the balls, it was a lucky shot, that's all"

I don't know if this would count at all, but the cat getting accidentaly shot and plastered all over the wall in "Boondock saints" cracks me up every time.
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[Inspector Hammer!]

Where the hell was my head in my first post!?
We can never forget a charactor who is so relentlessly beaten and abused, I am speaking of course, of 'Ash' from the Evil Dead series! Bruce Campbell is one of the stooges re-incarnated!
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[Mats Kellberg]

Hmmm.. Let me think.
Apart from some of those already mentioned I like the scene in "Hot Shots! Part Deux!" (I think) where Charlie Sheen is in a fight, in the end Charlie kicks the other guy's nuts which come out of his mouth, whereupon he (in a high pitched voice) says "You win!".
Maybe not the best grammar, but I hope you get the picture.

 

[Scott Weinberg]

This may be a stretch, but I think the spill that Joseph Fiennes (or his stuntman) take off of the stage in Shakespeare in Love is pretty nasty and very funny.
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[Edited last by Scott Weinberg on November 02, 2001 at 05:13 PM]

 

[NathanP]

Anything with Johnny Knoxville.
Trace--
I always laugh at murder or scary scenes!
"Haha! Hey Lady that fat guy is gonna murder you!"
"haha!, your dead!!"
I don't know.. maybe I'm screwed up..