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StephenA

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I got a 6 pack last night to try. I had a bottle today and it tastes exactly the way cat piss smells. What gross stuff it is.
 

Kevin T

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yeah...i'll have to agree that mike's is total shite but your hyperbole comparing it to cat piss is a bit off. in my experience...there is nothing on the face of this earth as horrid and putrid as cat piss! i'd rather drink mike's any day than smell cat piss.

kevin t
 

Ben Osborne

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I don't really understand the appeal of the stuff myself. You could easily mix a better drink yourself with vodka, lemonade, and club soda if you like the carbonation. I'm still waiting for Manhattans and Martinis in bottles. :)
 

SteveA

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I haven't tried Mike's yet, but I'm sure it comes nowhere near capturing the title of "Most Disgusting Bottled Beverage". That title still belongs to Zima Gold. Remember that stuff?
 

StephenA

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No, I haven't tasted cat piss. To me, it tastes just like the way cat piss smells. I've had cats all my life, so I've had experience in smelling cat piss. Anyways, bot cat piss and Mike's Hard Lemonade are very disgusting.
 

Wayne Bundrick

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I've found that Mike's Hard Lemonade has an aftertaste like orange peels. Doc Otis and Smirnoff Ice taste better. I give Smirnoff Ice a slight edge over Doc Otis.
 

StephenA

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I definately would take Smirnoff Ice over Mike's any day. You really can't taste the alcohol in Smirnoff Ice. It's a really sweet drink.
 

Kevin T

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anybody tried skyy blue yet? i think it's a tad smoother than smirnoff ice (not that smirnoff is harsh). my friend bought a six pack and i traded him one of my new castles for one of his skyy's. pretty nice. going back to the zima comment...wasn't zima gold actually bottled cat piss? :)
kevin t
 

NickSo

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Whenever i go to a small party with some close friends, they always have Mikes, occasionally Smirinoff, but the majority is mikes.. yes feel sorry for me now! I didn't mind at first, but then it just got disgusting... I agree Smirinoff Ice is better...
Also, you guys wont believe this... NONE of my friends like beer... :eek: I dunno why, i like it, but none of my other friends doo.. they say it tastes like crap. That sucks coz then there are never any beers at the parties, only Mikes, and the occasional Smirinoff Ice.
 

Jeff Kleist

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Have to agree with your friends, I have no idea why beer is so popular. The only beer I really like on occasion is Kirin Ichiban
 

Max Leung

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According to the book Fast Food Nation, 90% of taste IS smell. Although, that doesn't quite explain why steak can sometimes smell like shit...hmmm maybe I should switch grocery stores now! :)
 

Bill Slack

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Beer, much like cofee, is an aquired taste. I didn't like beer to much at first, but after a few years, I grew to love it.

At first I drank crap beer (Icehouse, Bud, etc...) but now I drink 'classy' beers. ;-)
 

Aaron Copeland

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I hate beer too. Whether it be "cheap" American beer, some "classy" import, or some sort of microbrew. My friends have given me all sorts of beer to try and they all have the exact same underlying bitter yeast taste that I think is just plain foul.

Aaron
 

Philip_G

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beer is beer, and I can't stand any of it.

I don't mind the occasional mikes ard lemonade or iced tea, the lemonade is quite good with a shot of raspberry pucker in it, tastes like kool-aid lol
 

Paul Richardson

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I've never tried Mike's Hard Lemonade (I leave the drinking of fruity drinks to the ladies), but their commericials are pretty damn hilarious.
 

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