MAXIM's HOT 100 2003. :-)

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  1. Inspector Hammer!

    Inspector Hammer! Executive Producer

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    I guess it's up to me to do the dirty work huh? [​IMG]

    Here's the list according to MAXIM...

    100. Malia Jones

    99. Norah Jones

    98. Cindy Taylor

    97. Jolene Blalock

    96. Sarah Silverman

    95. Jennifer Love Hewitt

    94. Shakara Ledard

    93. Racheal Weisz

    92. Avril Levigne

    91. K.D. Aubert

    90. Jennifer Sky

    89. Gabrielle Union

    88. Emmanuelle Vaugier

    87. Michelle Rodriguez

    86. Rosario Dawson

    85. Desiree Dymond

    84. Shannyn Sossamon

    83. Sarah Shahi

    82. Brooke Burke

    81. Nichole Robinson

    80. Sofia Vergara

    79. Mila Kunis

    78. Lisa Snowdon

    77. Leslie Bega

    76. Kim Smith

    75. Alicia Keys

    74. Aisha Tyler

    73. Laura Harring

    72. Bianca Kaijich

    71. Eve

    70. Yamila Diaz-Rahi

    69. Laetitia Casta

    68. Paulina Rubio

    67. Rachel Perry

    66. Leonor Varela

    65. Ali Larter

    64. Pink

    63. Jessica Simpson

    62. Eva Mendes

    61. Molly Sims

    60. Jaime Pressly

    59. Taryn Manning

    58. Naomi Watts

    57. Adriana Lima

    56. Salma Hayek

    55. Maggie Gyllenhaal

    54. Tara Reid

    53. Natassia Malthe

    52. Denise Richards

    51. Karen Carreno

    50. Anne Marie Kortright

    49. Katie Holmes

    48. Leann Rimes

    47. Erika Christensen

    46. Beyonce Knowles

    45. Sarah Michelle Gellar

    44. Kylie Minogue

    43. Angelina Jolie

    42. Asia Argento

    41. Kristin Kreuk

    40. The Pussycat Dolls

    39. Reese Witherspoon

    38. Tyra Banks

    37. Brooke Burns

    36. Genelle Frenoy

    35. Carmen Electra

    34. Sara Foster

    33. Kirsten Dunst

    32. Brittany Murphy

    31. Mya

    30. Britney Spears

    29. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

    28. Rachel Nichols

    27. Kelly Clarkson

    26. Halle Berry

    25. Heidi Klum

    24. Minki Van Der Westhuizen

    23. Monica Bellucci

    22. Kelly Rowland

    21. Ashanti

    20. Jessica Alba

    19. Megan Ewing

    18. Pamela Anderson

    17. Kate Hudson

    16. Kate Beckinsale

    15. Gwen Stefani

    14. Kelly Hu

    13. Christina Applegate

    12. Sarah Wynter

    11. Jennifer Garner

    10. t.A.T.u.

    9. Elisha Cuthbert

    8. Shakira

    7. Trista Rehn

    6. Gisele Bundchen

    5. Jennifer Lopez

    4. Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz

    3. Kristanna Loken

    2. Shania Twain

    1. Christina Aguilera

    WHEW!!

    I can't say that I agree with Christina Aguilera being crowned #1, IMO it should have been either Elisha Cuthbert or Kistanna Loken, but that's just me. [​IMG]

    Any favorites you guy's feel got the shaft or should have been ranked higher? Let me have it.

    FYI, you can find the list with pictures in the June issue of MAXIM, on stands now with (GULP) Shania Twain on the cover! She's one I NEVER expected to see in MAXIM! [​IMG]
     
  2. Christopher P

    Christopher P Supporting Actor

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    Some of these names are unfamiliar...looks like I'm going to have to do some research.

    Chris
     
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    John Thomas Cinematographer

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  4. Inspector Hammer!

    Inspector Hammer! Executive Producer

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    John,

    when it comes to MAXIM, you can bet that they're talking "HOT" strictly in the physical sense. [​IMG] I love the mag, but they're not exactly the deepest folks out their. [​IMG]

    The four from your list, John, that I would definitly rank a lot higher are...

    Monica Bellucci
    Katie Holmes
    Rachel Weisz
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    Halle Barry

    I would also have placed Leonor Varela (Blade II), Laura Harring (Mulholland Dr.) and Mila Kunis (That 70's Show) higher.

    And once again, another year without Madchen Amick (Twin Peaks). [​IMG]
     
  5. Inspector Hammer!

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    Oh, one more, where the hell is Kathrine Heigl (Roswell)!?

    I'm hitting the sack, this is too much. [​IMG]
     
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    Rob Gillespie Producer

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    And no Elisa Dushku either.[​IMG]
     
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    to each his own, i guess. as several have posted before me, there are several that should have placed much higher (see John Thomas' list) and can't believe the "top ten".[​IMG]
     
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    I hate that they only package this list with newstand magazines and not to subscribers.

    Oh and Christina is not worthy of #1
     
  14. Chris Farmer

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    Christina ain't no no. 1, and where the hell is Natalie Portman?
     
  15. Steve Christou

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    Halle's Berries are number one in the FHM UK Hot 100, Christina isn't in their top 10. And gorgeous Jolene Blalock is at number 10, the mag has a great um.. feature on Jolene showing off her ample figure in tiny panties [opens window], for Trekkiers this 'pictorial' is alone worth buying the mag for, although the free Hot 100 mag is a nice big boner bonus![​IMG]
     
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    The most recent pictures I've seen of Christina Aguilera make her look down right ugly. I always thought she was too skanky to begin with, but she put on a bunch of weight, dyed her hair a really bad shade of brown, and just looked bad. How she could be #1 on any list is beyond me.

    Personnaly a few of the others in the top 10 I just don't get either, Drew Barrymore and Elisha Cuthbert do nothing for me. Especially Drew, she's just not really attractive, IMHO.
     
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    This is scandalous. Brittany Spears clear down at the 30th position. [​IMG] Seriously, Halle Berry has to be at or near the top with all the attention (awards) and notoriety (nudity in films) she has gotten the past couple of years.
     
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    She was in the top 10 last year. These things depend somewhat on who the spotlight happens to be on.

    Aguilera has sure matured since her bubble gum days. I like her song "Beautiful".

    [​IMG]

    There is something nasty about her (I a good way [​IMG]). Still not #1 material though, she is almost a member of the 10 year old body club.

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    Christina Aguilera #1? What the hell are these people thinking? She has got to be the skankiest one in the whole list. She was better before she got all the piercings and walking around like she never washes her hair. Yuck.
     

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