I just realized, I think I'm one of the most pathetic teenagers out there. Here are a few reasons why: 1) I realized that I'm one of the very few people at my school who actually know who Gene Gene The Dancing Machine and The Unknown Comic are. 2) I just flipped past an episode of The Love Boat on TV Land, and I've never watched one episode and I was able to spot Jimmy Baio, Melissa Gilbert, Ellen Travolta, and Norman Fell pretty quickly after tuning in. 3) I still watch Saved by the Bell and A Different World in the morning before I go to school (don't ask). 4a) Do you know any other 16 year old who has the following movies in his DVD collection: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, any Dario Argento movie, and a "French sex film" that Jason Whyte likes to call Maelstrom? 4b) Do you even know a 16 year old who is as smart as me? (A few of you better not even answer this question ) 5) Do you actually know any 16 year old who has actually seen Can't Stop The Music and who has a copy of the Village People's Greatest Hits in their family CD collection? 6) Do you actually know any self respecting person who owns an Aqua CD along with Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, and Beatles CDs? 7) Do you actually know any person who would take a picture like this: There are many many more reasons, but I finally figured out why I now can't get a girlfriend to save my life. Maybe I need to take Jason_Whyte's advice and see more movies.