Make your own band names!

Garrett Lundy

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Been feelin the need to start a garage band? Practice, buy guitar strings, and book your gig at the Howard-Johnson's only to find the other local band already is using the name 'Hitler stole my potato'? Now I present the HTF make-your-own band name thread. That way, when you get around to rockin...you can just grab a new name and get a record deal!


*Robot Apocalypse
*SquishHammer
*Death Trickle
*Doomship
*Skull Bucket
*ED-209's robotic toe cancer
*Semi-gloss
*DOHC
*Bound for Binding
*Cuban Minstrel Crisis
*Undead rabbit patrol
*Cavern of Souls
*Ninja Magick
*Hell Monkeys
*Eye Poke
*Itch
*Lycanthropod
*Hurtsickle

any other good ones?
 

JamieD

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Push Out Spout
Spread Top
SuperSplat
The Evils of Kinieval
FootBangers
RoastedToasteds
 

Jason Pancake

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"Kurt in Drag" (My friends and I believe that Courtney Love is actually Kurt Cobain in drag.)
"Stinky Pinky"

If I had a cover band it would be:
"They might be They Might Be Giants"
 

Andy Anderson

Second Unit
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Sonic Onion--peel back the many layers of our music--it'll bring you to tears.

Ampersand --at least the T-shirts would be cool.

T-Shirt --again, the T-shirts would be very cool.
 

Rob Gardiner

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Grandma Cleatus
Soapy Neptune
J&M Stump Cutters
Palestinian Light Orchestra ("PLO" for short)
Squat and Give Me Breakfast
YRD (Yogurt Related Deaths)
Garlicfoot
Tungsten
 

Bill Williams

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Silly Putty Dog
Big Walking Carpet
Big Fat Hairy Deal
Bantha Poodoo
Warp Core Breach
The Ultimate Power in the Universe
Six Ways From Sunday
The Teeny Weenies
No Quiero Taco Bell
 

Daren Welsh

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I need me a new DJ name. If this is thread-crapping, I'll start my own. I just figure since you're going after band names, you might be able to suggest some DJ names for me :p
 

Dave Poehlman

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I've been using a band name for my imaginary punk band for years... only, it could never really be used in public.
 

Mark Sherman

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POOP NOODLE

DAIN BRAIMAGE

JACKS SHREEKING REVENGE

"MORTICIAN".On the front of the shirt.... On the back have "ALWAYS READY TO BURY A STIFF"

CHA CHA HUMAS

CHICKS DIG ED

ANGRY SALAD

LAUGH AT THE MONKEY

BAHGDAD REALESTATE

STAFF- THE T-SHIRTS ALONE WOULD BE ENOUGH

TOM FOOLERY

CHUCK YOU FARLEY

MISS ON YOU PISTER

NEGITIVE FEED BACK

FREE BEER ( GREAT TO HAVE ON THE BILL )

THIS IS NOT A STEP

KITTY KARIALL ( YOU KNOW FROM THE BRADY BUNCH )

MISENTHROPES REVENGE

RED SNAPPER

CLITTY LITTER

BOON DOCK SAINTS------OH WAIT

UP 2 STREETS TAKE A LEFT

JAMES BONDAGE

PUTTY TAT

OK IM DONE....................
 

Zen Butler

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Belladonna's Thong
The Pinche Way
LaMarcus Welby
Chaquetero
Anne Okay Band
No Way Jose!
Quires Vega? (left out an R)
Fuggeddaboutit
 

EugeneR

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Hmm..
I've got a few candidates for group names, if I ever get into that line of business:

RAP, R&B and HIP HOP:

Public Enema (or Public Enema Number One, I haven't decided)
Tone Def
Ham'n'Cheez (opening act for Salt'N'Peppa)
Ice Trey
Two Live Jews (if the Beastie Boys ever lose a member, they can have this one)
NWA (Nannies With Attitudes)
Lay-Z
The Notorious F.A.T. (a.k.a. Sir-Eats-A-Lot)
Ballz II Men

PUNK:

The No-Sex Pistols (a band for married men only)
The Blueballs (ditto)
Good Religion (a Christian punk band)

GENERAL USE:

The Backdoor Boys
The Poo Poo Platters (a 50's cover band)
Penis Envy (a eunuch band)
The Viagras (for the older crowd)
Pink Freud
The Great Unwashed
The Worst and the Dullest
Generation X-Rated
 

Rob Gardiner

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DESSICANT

after they break up, the rhythm guitar player can start a new band called

THE NEO-DESSICANTS


some others:

Frogstar
Peabody
Corpuscle
Frosty the Mind-Expanding Snowman
Raga 3000
Ice Milk (for a white rapper) works on many levels

Potato Flake


 

Zen Butler

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Two Scoops
The Tea-Time Boners
Morning Bladder
The Kidney Stones
B.A. (Brazilian Azz)
Earl Grey and the Pathetics
Free Weed at Every Show
 

John Watson

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I like Cuban Minstrel Crisis and PLO too


GrandBanders

The StarWhores

Aspiring Neophytes

Unsigned


and dozens of gross and unprintable names

We should pull up this list in 2-3 years, and find how many of these get taken by then.
 

DaveGTP

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A former friend of mine always favored this name for an angry heavy metal band:

GOD'S LEFT NUT
 

Rob Gardiner

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OK, my job for the last two days has consisted of examining medical records and totalling up insurance costs. Consequently, I've been bored at work.




Lilith and the Mongoose
Pucker Up, Buttercup
Floor Pie
Invisible Cola
The Blistered Lips
Wind of the Devil
Zaftig Tuchas
Space Monkey
The Sweetest Plum
Gimme No Lip (actually that will be my racehorse's name, if I ever have one)
 

John Watson

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Gangband

Re "Free Beer", the last time that showed up here, someone suggested they would be a great opening act for The Bare Naked Ladies
 

Rob Gardiner

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OK, my last post for the day.


Plain or Peanut
Sugartush
Sheep Floppy Christ
Crabgrass
The Chick Peas
Frosting the Pastry
Chicken Floss
Deadbeat Dads
Spaghetti Nickers
Village Idiot
Mophead
Berrywise
Internal Monologue
Greasy Kid Stuff
 

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