Nope. SOS. Cutesy names, hiding functionality, And that Taskbar clone drives me absolutely insane. I have yet to find a way to turn off the cutesy animationHave you even used OSX? To turn off the genie effect, you go to System Preference / Dock. Done.
SOS? Cutesy names? Hiding functionality? Yeah. Windows *never* hides functionality or uses goofy names for things. And I love how in windows, to shut off the computer, you go to the "Start" menu.
And as far as crashing, here's my uptime report for my Mac:
[Joshua-Fruhlingers-Computer:~] stencil% uptime
2:48PM up 89 days, 19:40, 2 users, load averages: 0.87, 0.77, 0.55