Lonely Singles 4 U at Wal-mart

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  1. Scott L

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    Hurry and snatch up a single before Chris Craft steals em all!
     
  2. CRyan

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    I have a vision of a hundred men wandering around bumping into each other with red ribbons on their carts.
     
  3. Jerry Almeida

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    Plenty of funny comments about this subject here. Link

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  4. Paul_Medenwaldt

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    I can see this turning into a nightmare for wal-mart.

    People will begin putting different color tape on their red ribbons to signify their preference in a partner.

    Purple - Gay
    White - straight
    B&W stripe - Jungle Fever
    Orange - Sex Now
    Brown - Pleasures that are not spoken of
    Green - Chubby chasers
    Yellow - sugar daddy
    Black - Married but looking

    Oh the humanity!

    Paul
     
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  6. Scott L

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    Haha whoops! That thread is hilarious, shoulda thrown the video in there. It was a new one though so I didn't think it would be a repost.
     
  7. MarkHastings

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    I don't think I'd be into dating anyone I met at Wal-Mart [​IMG]

    Oh, and Ladies, Stay away from the guys (with the red ribbons) who are browsing in the lingerie department. [​IMG]
     
  8. Garrett Lundy

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    Behold the hanky code lives! (Tops, please place your ribbons on the front of the cart. Bottoms, please put your ribbons near the handle).

    Using the code listed HERE , I'd have at least 22 different ribbons on my cart. I'm not sure if Wal*Mart sells toothbrushes and chamois however. [​IMG]
     
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    The ribbon on the cart is a good idea. I don't think it really needs official store support remain popular among customers.
     
  11. Lynda-Marie

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    I remember reading the previous thread about German Wal-Mart's singles night, and the same thing I said then still holds:

    I keep hearing the theme from MadTV's "Lowered Expectations."

    [I wish I could get the rolling on the floor laughing smilie that Holadem has above!]
     
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    Probably the quality of singles at a wal-mart I'd reckon. [​IMG]
     
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    Shouldn't quality and price go hand-in-hand, with always falling prices? [​IMG]
     
  14. MarkHastings

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    Perhaps the store turned into a "Meat Market" and women (who ween't participating in the program) were being approached by 'horny' men?

    Sounds like quite a real posibility to me.
     
  15. Paul_Medenwaldt

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    Maybe the oldest profession in history reared its ugly head?

    I would think this would be a prime breeding ground for prostitution. Maybe a gal would fill up her cart and find a guy who would be willing to purchase her groceries for some nookie in the car?

    There was just way to many things to go wrong with this idea and too many ways to abuse it.

    Paul
     
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    Is there any other kind? [​IMG]
     

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