Lindsay Lohan (1 Viewer)

[Inspector Hammer!]

Well.......who hasn't been vomited on at one time or another?

WHEW! Guess I dogded a common bullet then because I haven't.

 

[bobbyg2]

I googled Lindsay Lohan, and this image came up:

 

[MarkHastings]

I left out the part where she passes out on top of you while her stinking alchohol-saturated saliva runs down your face while she slurps vomit bubbles.
If you can remain positive after that mental image then your either a glass-is-half-full kind of guy or a hopeless pervert in need of a whole team of shrinks.

The glass is always half full.
Meaning, who said I wanted to marry her? I just want a one night stand.

 

[Mike Frezon]

I just want a one night stand.

Vomit or no vomit.

 

[Cees Alons]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nowhere else.

Cees

 

[Scott Simonian]

What's wrong with a one night stand with someone who is just as hot if not hotter and not getting vomited on? I'll take that route. Sans vomits, sirs.

 

[MarkHastings]

That all depends on whether you can actually have that one night stand.
If someone hotter is willing, I'd be all over that. But if my only option is Lindsay, then Vomit or no Vomit - I'm in!
Kinda like money: If I have a choice between a $100 bill with s*** on it, or a $1,000 bill. I'll take the $1,000 bill.
But if my only choice is the $100 bill with s*** on it....what the hell....I'll take a little s*** if it means getting $100 for free.

 

[MarkMel]

Pony up $50k for the week and you can go and meet her at Promises

 

[Joe S.]

I just popped in to see what sort of discussions were being had here. Absolutely hilarious.

I'm sorry but whenever I know of a chick as f'd up as Lindsey Lohan, I steer a country mile around that pothole. The one night stand might give you a smile, but the herpes are a gift you can cherish forever.

Or do rich girls not get plumbed by jerks when they can't even stand because they're rich? Didn't think so...

She's the town bike, danger Will Robinson. Danger!

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

What in the name of Zues are they on over at Maxim magazine!?
I just got the Hot 100 issue for 2007 and Lindsay made #1 while Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johannson are #'s 2 & 3 respectively?
Uh huh.
Scarlett and Jessica have got more sex appeal in their little fingers than Lindsay does in her entire body! I was half tempted to get my money back.

 

[MarkHastings]

They said "Hot" 100. Lindsay is probably burning up from all the drugs.

 

[Michael_K_Sr]

Partner in crime Paris Hilton released from jail...because she didn't like the jail food. What a mockery of the justice system.

 

[MarkHastings]

I'd do her too!

 

[bobbyg2]

Mark will do anyone...

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Partner in crime Paris Hilton released from jail...because she didn't like the jail food. What a mockery of the justice system.

The prison warden was unavailable for comment, he was out driving his new Lamborghini Murcielago.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Mark will do anyone...

I think that's been clearly established.

 

[MarkHastings]

Nah, not everyone, just hot female celebs....well, hot female non-celebs as well.....
Ok, all females.

 

[Cees Alons]

females.

Cees

 

[MarkHastings]

Hell, she's got boobs, right?

 

[Holadem]

females.

I trust you mean human females?
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