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  1. David Giesbrecht

    David Giesbrecht Second Unit

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    Forgive me for the lack of names.

    Hey did you catch Voyager yesterday.

    Yeah, it was the one were 7 of 9 was naked.

    Yeah I’d let her assimilate me any day.

    (Both laugh)

    So what else did you guys do last night?

    Well I was feeling a bit nostalgic so I watched the original series for a couple of hours. It made me fell right at home.

    “Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor not an elevator!”

    (Both laugh)

    Oh hey I almost forgot we can’t do the D&D tournament at my house this weekend.

    What! Why not?

    I scratched my dad’s autographed copy of Star Trek 4 and beat me black and blue.

    You must have looked like a Bolian.

    Are you kidding me? I had an awesome wizard made up so that I could whoop Pat’s barbarian. Fiddle sticks, my plans of revenge will have post ponned to a later star-date.

    No problem we can go to my house and watch the Star Trek marathon on SPACE.

    SET YOUR PHASERS TO FUN!!!

    (TWO OTHERS NERDS WALK ON)

    Hey guys what’s new on your long-range sensors?

    I learnt this new trick.

    Wow! Show us!

    (INHALER W/ STRING)

    Holy Vulcan! How’d you do that?

    It was the force my young Padawon.

    No it wasn’t. You had a fish line attacked to the inhaler and Samuel pulled it out of Dave’s hand.

    Uhhh, no!

    Face it Jonas. You’re not a Jedi master.

    Yes I am!

    Don’t kid yourself. Even if you were, you’d be no match for a star fleet Admiral.

    What! An admiral doesn’t even have any superpowers!

    Yea! Like the force is any match for my Dungeon Master Magic!

    Ha! Like a magician can defeat the strongest warrior in the universe!

    (Arguing)

    Hey! Nerds!

    (Stop arguing)

    I’m hungry. I want your money.

    Ya.

    (Whispering)

    Okay, one minute. Let me just get it for you…HA! HA!

    What the hell is that?

    It’s my Klingon disruptor set to kill!………Damn, the batteries died.

    Oh no1 Know what do we do now?

    Comrades! Assemble! We’ve had enough of you bullies.

    We now have a fighting force of 5! Not so high and mighty now are you?

    What! You guys have plastic WAL-MART toys. The most dangerous things you guys have are your braces.

    And what’s that stupid comb thing on your face.

    Oh, you mean my authentic Jody le Forge visor… as seen on T.V.

    Who’s that?

    I think he’s that hairy guy from Star Wars.

    Oh yeah. That would be real useful. A dilithium crystal expert in a universe powered by hyper-drives.

    (bullies look at each other)

    All right I’m just going to kick your ass anyway.

    You just try, your about as scary as a tribble.

    Nice one.

    What the hell’s a tibble.

    A tribble you non-conceit biped.

    (bullies look confused)

    Dude hurry up the teachers coming.

    You guys got off this time, but I’m going to look up those words, and if they’re bad I’m going to be pissed!

    Come on man!

    Ha! We scared him off!

    Ya, nerds stick together.

    NERD POWER!!!!








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  2. James~P

    James~P Stunt Coordinator

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    BrianW Cinematographer

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    BrettB Producer

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    You just broke the needle off my nerdometer.
     
  5. NickSo

    NickSo Producer

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    [in conan o'brien's nerd voice while pushing up thick black plastic-rimmed glasses and a lisp]TTHUPERRR!![/conan] [​IMG] i love that.
     
  6. Mark Shannon

    Mark Shannon Screenwriter

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    The above is actual binary language.... have fun translating.
     
  7. JamesHl

    JamesHl Supporting Actor

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    Feh, there are programs and websites that can do this for me.

    You have way too much time on your hands... Oh well, at least I got a laugh out of it.
     
  8. Mark Shannon

    Mark Shannon Screenwriter

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    hehe...good job... I just searched binary translator on google and used the first result...
     
  9. NickSo

    NickSo Producer

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    Haha, reminds me of family guy where they go to see the Laser rock show, and find the binary exhibit...

    Zero one one zero zero one zero... ZERO ONE! ZERO ONE!
     
  10. Rex Bachmann

    Rex Bachmann Screenwriter

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    David Giesbrecht wrote (post #1):

     

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