just call me "stinky" (1 Viewer)

[Micah Cohen]

I'd be cracking up over this thread, except that I guess I'm at the point where I would not recommend anyone do this reglazing thing. The job is still crappy.

Peel the tape up, even with a razor, and the porcelin came up in some spots. The finish of the tub is not smooth and glossy at all (but pocked... Maybe the stuff didn't fill the pocks?).

Nothing I can do, I guess, except get pictures of the crappy job, then recaulk it (so I can finally take a shower, praise Odin), and then go to this guy's office and see what he says.

Why's this always happen to me? Darn.

I REEK!

MC

 

[Dave Poehlman]

Can we still call you stinky?

 

[Micah Cohen]

I don't know. I've never had a nickname. "Micah" doesn't lend itself to nicknames. I wouldn't know how to live with a real nickname. It would take a lot of getting used to.

MC

 

[MarkHastings]

How 'bout Cohen O'Brien?

 

[Micah Cohen]

But, then I gotta be irish.

I want a nickname like "T-Bone." Or, "Jazz." Or, "The Pistol."

You know what? I don't want a nickname. I just want a shower.

MC

 

[BrettB]

KRUGER: Hey, look at Micah. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?

WATKINS: All right, you can have T-bone. Stop crying.

MICAH (sniffling): I'm not crying. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies.

Watkins and Micah enter the After Hours Lounge.

MICAH: Ok, everybody, uh...I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as-

KRUGER: Koko the monkey.

MICAH: What?

ALL (chanting): Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!

 

[Colton]

I was kinda thinking "Cheese" for his new nickname.

- Colton

 

[Micah Cohen]

Hey! Cut dat out. I went ta da office'a da place yestiday. I started ta complain, and da guy held up his hand, like dis. He says, right out: "Lemme stop ya 'dar. If it ain't right, we'll fix it. End of story. We'll come back on Thursday, with a new guy, and we'll make it right."

So, now I wanna bettah nickname. I wanna be called "Oil Can." Or, "Mister July." I wanna be "Nails" Cohen, "Old Square Pants." "The Rocket," dat's me. Micah "Cha Cha" Cohen. Or, "Big Head," yeah. "Pickles," or "The Nibbler." Dat's it.

"Nails"