Micah Cohen
Screenwriter
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It seems that every year without fail I get summoned for jury duty here in Baltimore City. Every year. Like I'm the last guy left, and I have to go all the time. Frankly, even tho I know it's our god-given right and privilege to have this system, I am sick of this hassle.
Some years I mark on the card that I'll be "out of the country on business" on the assigned date. Some years I write in "just went last year, please call someone else" on the card. Some years I've even checked the "over 70" box to be excused. (That worked. Once.) But this year, next week, I'm freaking going. I figure that I'll go, sit thru the day, and then next year when they call me back I'll do the "I just went" thing and get myself out of it again.
People in Baltimore City are killing each other off at an alarming rate, and doing all sorts of awful, mean (and meaningless) things to each other all the time. And as far as I'm concerned, if they've made it as far as the Mitchell courthouse, chances are they're guilty. They just look guilty, you know?
I'm tired of explaining to the judge, inevitably at the very end of the long, tedious, read-a-whole-novel day, that my car was stolen/my sister was assaulted/I run my own business/I am inexorably drawn to authority figures and have always wanted to be a policeman so "I can punish the bad guys," you know what I mean, your honor, so I doubt I'd be able to make a non-biased judgement when it comes to a criminal matter so please let me go the heck home, your honor.
I am tired of being summoned every year for this madness.
Just felt like ranting.
MC
Some years I mark on the card that I'll be "out of the country on business" on the assigned date. Some years I write in "just went last year, please call someone else" on the card. Some years I've even checked the "over 70" box to be excused. (That worked. Once.) But this year, next week, I'm freaking going. I figure that I'll go, sit thru the day, and then next year when they call me back I'll do the "I just went" thing and get myself out of it again.
People in Baltimore City are killing each other off at an alarming rate, and doing all sorts of awful, mean (and meaningless) things to each other all the time. And as far as I'm concerned, if they've made it as far as the Mitchell courthouse, chances are they're guilty. They just look guilty, you know?
I'm tired of explaining to the judge, inevitably at the very end of the long, tedious, read-a-whole-novel day, that my car was stolen/my sister was assaulted/I run my own business/I am inexorably drawn to authority figures and have always wanted to be a policeman so "I can punish the bad guys," you know what I mean, your honor, so I doubt I'd be able to make a non-biased judgement when it comes to a criminal matter so please let me go the heck home, your honor.
I am tired of being summoned every year for this madness.
Just felt like ranting.
MC