Jungle Cruise (2020)

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Title: Jungle Cruise (2020)

Genre: Action, Adventure

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra

Release: 2020-07-23

Plot: Disney’s live-action adaptation of its iconic theme park ride.

Just announced via the "Hollywood Report" on a local radio station, Star 98.7fm. Searching IMDB and other sites came up empty for further information.

Has anyone else heard about this?
 

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Like Pirates it will need to be loosely based on the ride.
 

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Well the ride itself is loosely based on the African Queen, so it'll be interesting to see what kind of movie they end up creating. I can't imagine it being anything like, or anywhere near as good as the African Queen, though.
 

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What's next, Churro Stand: The Movie?
 

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What's next The Hall of Presidents or the Tiki Bird Room? I guess Disney has ran out of good ideas that they have turn to their attractions to get inspired. After Pirates of the Caribbean being hit, I guess they think this is where the money is at.

perrin
 

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I'm holding out for the musical: "It's a Small World". Imagine, two hours of that song. You know, now that I've brought it up, you'll be singing it all day...
 

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Will they shoot the guns at the hippos?!
 

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How about "Autotopia: The Movie". A race to the death in miniature deathmobiles topping out at 3 mph.
 

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Other suggested Disney "Theme Park Experience" Movies:

Spoiled Brat Screaming for Plush Toy: The Movie

Angry Parent Beating Screaming Child in Public: The Movie

The Horse Who Pooped While Pulling the Carriage Down Main Street: The Movie

2-Yr. Old Child Terrified by 10-ft. Goofy: The Movie

Who Moved My @#$%ing Stroller?: The Movie

Damn, that Actress Dressed Up Like the Little Mermaid is HOT!: the Movie

Obscenely Over-Weight Family Wearing Nothing but their Bathing Suits Decides to Cut through the Lobby on their way to the Hotel Pool: The Movie

Park Employee Dressed as Aunt Polly Ladels out Lemonade from a Barrel All Day on Tom Sawyer's Island - At End of Day, Employee Finds Dead Rat at the Bottom of the Barrel: The Movie

Hey, Let's Try to Walk on the Monorail Track: The Movie

At EPCOT, Man Eats Oyster Platter at Coral Reef Resteraunt, then Ignores "Spinning" and "Motion Sickness" Warnings and Rides Mission: SPACE...and You Are Locked in the Seat Next to Him: The Movie
 

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If I may Marvin, I have a better title for your movie:

Death Race Autopia starring David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone as they race through Disneyland, trying to rack up points by running over park employees dressed as Disney characters.
 

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Larry's "Death Race Autopia" comment reminds me of something I did in my younger days on the Internet.

I worked on an "Animaniacs!" fan fiction, and in one scene, I had Yakko riding a motorcycle and running over a guy in a Goofy costume.

It didn't make the final cut, though.

Sincerely,

John Kilduff...

Aaah, yes, those were the days.
 

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Ernest - Great movie ideas, but the film I definitely want to see is: I would be embarrassed while watching it, and hope no-one sees me walking out of the theatre, but I would definitely see it.

She was definitely hot. (Sigh)
 
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