Julie Ks dream come true?

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  1. Max Leung

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    Giant squid 'taking over world'.
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  2. Julie K

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    IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
    The stars are right. And soon, after vigintillions of years, great Cthulhu will be loose again and ravening for delight.
     
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    Hey, I thought I was JulieK's dream come true!!
     
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    In terms of Great Plush Cthulhu, I found this site hilarious.
     
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    After reading Julie's supermarket rant a while back, I would think her dream would be the supermarkets getting a clue from Ford and discontinuing their excursion-sized carts!
     
  6. Max Leung

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    Yes, but imagine her consternation if she finds out that giant squid taste like bacon?
     
  7. Julie K

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    Tim,
    Sorry, but I thought everyone knew that chicks dig Elder Gods.
    Leila,
    I am sure that in the widespread destruction and elimination of humanity (except for us faithful few, of course) that will follow Great Cthulhu's wonderful return (heralded by all these squid sightings, of course), those annoying little shopping carts, to say nothing of the riders, will be just more ashes in the dustbins of our cities.
    Max,
    One should never even pose that question anywhere near Him.
     
  8. Max Leung

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    That was a cute and touching plush toy story! *sheds tear*
     
  9. TimDoss

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    Julie, thanks for the link, that was a very funny story.
    Oh the great things that boredom(and obviously drug use) can bring us.
     
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    "Sorry, but I thought everyone knew that chicks dig Elder Gods."
    So is my problem that I'm too young, or that I usually try to hide my tentacle?
     
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    So I no longer feel guilty when I order Calamari [​IMG]
     
  12. Julie K

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    Tim,
    Are you an deathless creature from beyond time and space as we know it? Are you responsible for half the young stars exploding shortly after they formed at the beginning of the known universe? Are you currently undersea dreaming in a nightmare corpse city named R'leyh? When the stars are right will you emerge to joyfully destroy and kill at your whim? Does your appearance drive humans insane?

    A girl's got to have standards, you know.
     
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    I'm just laying here waiting for my secret priests to take me from my tomb and revive my subjects... well all of them except you, you're already awake.
    And hey, easy on the whole 'appearance driving humans insane' thing.... I'm not THAT bad.
     
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    John,
    I count it is 2 out of 5, which ain't so good [​IMG]
    Tim,
    Take off that squid mask - you're not fooling anyone. R'leyh has no internet connection. There are far more advanced, and far more sinister and horrible, ways for the Great Old Ones to converse with their followers.
     
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    Oh yeah?? Then explain this stench of a thousand open graves.... oh wait, maybe that's the mexican food I had
    last night. Damn.
     
  17. Max Leung

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    As an unabashed sushi fan, I for one can't wait until Cthulhu's return. The thought of raw Cthulhu tentacles dipped in wasabi, soya sauce, with a finely cut ginger garnish just has my mouth watering! [​IMG]
    Oh and I eagerly anticipate the fine inside-out Cthulhu rolls, wrapped in rice, avocado, sweet egg, and seaweed inside wrap, with a dash of wasabi. [​IMG]
    My tastebuds explode in excitement!
    Bring on the Cthulinary delights!
    Iron Chef host: "Today's special ingredient: Cthulhu!"
     
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    >>Are you an deathless creature from beyond time and space as we know it? Are you responsible for half the young stars exploding shortly after they formed at the beginning of the known universe? Are you currently undersea dreaming in a nightmare corpse city named R'leyh? When the stars are right will you emerge to joyfully destroy and kill at your whim? Does your appearance drive humans insane?
    A girl's got to have standards, you know.
     
  19. Max Leung

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    [​IMG]
    Um, how did this thread turn into a "Julie K Personals section"?
    Please forgive me Julie! Feel free to unleash Cthulhu, I'm really craving seafood right now! [​IMG]
     
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