Drivers Education Exam Answers The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? Be too ____-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? Carry loaded weapons. Kenneth "You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing"