Joke of the day... (1 Viewer)

[Drew Bethel]

The Weather

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2

days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who

will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....

True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it

was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the

weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches

you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the

crew did too they were laughing so hard!

 

[JasenP]

Weather predictions are wrong all the time, what's so funny?

 

[Paul_D]

Weather predictions are wrong all the time, what's so funny?

I'm sure he just missed out the smiley!
A freidn told me one that gave me a chuckle a few months ago:
News report:
Refugees from the Afghan war have been denied entry to western countries, but after considering their plight, osomeabeenallowedin!
Read that last word to yourself and you should get it!

 

[SteveGon]

That's hilarious!

 

[Bill Catherall]

Here's another that was just sent to me:

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."