John Hammond, call your office (1 Viewer)

[Joseph DeMartino]

Scientists discover intact soft tissue inside the thigh bone of a Tyrannosaurous Rex.

When I get back from my Virgin Space vacation in orbit, I'm definitely heading over to Jurassic Park.


Regards,

Joe

 

[Chu Gai]

Whoah!

 

[Christ Reynolds]

CJ

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Joe

 

[ThomasC]

 

[Greg_S_H]

 

[MarkHastings]

 

[Scott McGillivray]

Oooh! Oooh! Can I be the one to start doing gymnastics and flips and crap to start fighting them off?

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

I can only assume this is a reference to one of the sequels, which only confirms the rightness of my decision to never to watch either of them.

Regards,

Joe

 

[Greg_S_H]

Yep. The Lost World, a horrible piece of filmmaking. I assume the reference is to the scene where the 80-or-so-pound girl swings on a bar and knocks a raptor down long enough to escape.

 

[Mike Frezon]

**Double post**

Probably Dennis [Newman] Nedry's fault!

 

[Mike Frezon]

Don't worry. Just remember that if you are ever stuck in a big kitchen with a bunch of velociraptors...they can't get traction on the slippery tiles.

 

[Joe Szott]

and they will always slow down and pause for dramatic effect while hunting, so you can use that to your advantage. Who knew they loved the camera so much?

 

[Andrew Pratt]

You're too kind. At least the 3rd one was watchable....not great but watchable. The Lost World was utter crap start to finish.

 

[Greg_S_H]

Mmm, mmm. That looks pretty good, actually. Can I be the first to eat a T-rex?

"Tastes like compy!"

 

[andySu]

“I hate computers.”

Alan Grant: Jurassic Park 1993

 

[andySu]

Andrew

I agree while the dts six-track mix on THX laserdisc was incredible, the visual side just sucked!

 

[Johnny Angell]

This is amazing. In the picture, the flesh still looks moist and red. If I had tried to imagine this kind of discovery, the best I could have done would be to have thought that it would be some old, dessicated, leathery, mother of all jerkies.

How can flesh last that long?

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Hey! We're supposed to be doing lines from the Jurassic Park films, not Basic Instinct 2.

Joe

 

[Mike Frezon]

[Mike splurts Diet Pepsi all over his desk]O...M...G! [/Mike splurts Diet Pepsi all over his desk]