Jack Briggs might lock this... (1 Viewer)

[Yee-Ming]

A rather bad pun:-


John had a new dog, but he didn't want to deal with puppies
so he got her fixed. However, some how the gal still got
pregnant, and even had identical twins! The media loved it
and soon she was a celebrity. John wrote a book about her
entitled, "Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity".

 

[BrettB]

You're OK. Now if it had been "Two Dachshunds in Ten"...

 

[CaseyLS]

Mind...moving...slowly...took...one...minute...to. ..catch...up

 

[Jack Briggs]

Oh good grief!

 

[Jay H]

Oh, you mean this?



Jay

 

[Steven K]

Nah - I think you're OK... nothing inflammatory was said about felines.

 

[Ted Lee]

did you guys hear about the explosion at the flooring company in france?

the firemen walked in afterwards, shook their heads and said....

"linoleum blownapart"