It's true what Mom said, you will go blind if... (1 Viewer)

[RichardK]

Viagra and Cialis may cause blindness??

Okay, so there are reports that the drugs may be causing the blindness. But what are these drugs designed to do? What do you do if you take Viagra or Cialis and have no one to release your new ability with? ...the answer is what really is causing the blindness.
:b

 

[StephenT]

If that actually caused blindness, I'd be blinder than the blindest blind man in Blindovia.

P.S. Reminds me of a line in the last episode of what was a pretty darn good Simpsons' season this year. Homer taking the sacrement of confession, one of a very funny list of sins:
"I masturbated eight-million times, and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future."

 

[Jim_F]

I guess if it works too well, you might poke your eye out. So, another thing that Mom said might be true.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Stop grinding up your pills and rubbing the dust in your eyes!

 

[Jim_F]

Buuuut, what if I want to take a long, hard look at something?

 

[Ron-P]

Guess that's better then shooting your eye out.

 

[MarkHastings]

I thought it was called a "Boner"?

 

[Ron-P]

..or a "Woodie"

 

[Mark Sherman]

I wonder if they are going to change the name to

cant-cialis. or wont-cialis or maybe dontwanna-cialis.





Great now I wont be able to see the clock to check if its been more than 4 hours with.........well you know.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

If it feels like its been more than 30 minutes, contact your neighborhood Sex-care worker immediately. Since you may or may not be able to see the telephone numbers, be sure to set-up the speed-dial BEFORE using the meds.

 

[BrettB]

Erection jokes?


Tooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeasy!

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Ya know, there's something that has been bugging me about Viagra, they say that if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking it you should seek medical attention. Well, why not just keep having sex until it goes away?

It's a hell of a lot more fun than going to the doctors, especially with a complaint like that! Maybe because most guy's wouldn't have the energy for a four hour sexual decathlon like that.

 

[LewB]

[BONER_JOKES_OFF]I heard an explanation as to why a 4 hour erection causes problems. It has to do with possible damage to the blood vessels and tissue that comes (jokes off, I said) with a prolonged erection. They went on to explain what the treatment is for this condition (priapism) and it wasn't pretty
Info from webmd.
Besides, you gotta pee sometime [/BONER_JOKES_OFF]

 

[MarkHastings]

yet Soooooooooooooo funny.

 

[David McGough]

That is what my momma always told me when I was young boy.
I just asked her If i could keep it up till I needed glasses.