Not if they're headstrong. However, if they are wise, they will listen to your heady advice and not lose it to the temptation to laugh their heads off.
No, no, I'm not trying to head off tasteful puns. After all, I enjoy exercising the gray matter as much as anyone! However, I am rather worried about appearing insensitive and causing others to blow their tops. I want to stop any move against this thread before it comes to a head.
I'd like to take a head count of all those who would take up arms against such insensitive treatment of the "cranially challenged." Insensitivity is afoot, and we should all work together to stamp it out. I challenge all of you to respond to this story with your heart, not with your head. If you don't have the guts to support a more cerebral response to this headline, then you're nothing but a pain in the neck. Show some backbone, and don't be afraid to stick your neck out a little. I'm sure that if we all put our heads together, we can come up with a less brain-dead response that doesn't show how detached we've become from society's headaches.
How about if we all get together and send this poor man a nice cheese basket?