Is Star Wars better than... (1 Viewer)

[SteveGon]

...sex? From all the Star Wars discussions on this forum, not to mention the probable victories of Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back in my fantasy and science-fiction tourneys, you would get the impression that it is! So is it? No crude responses please, I'm just trying to have a little light-hearted fun. As for myself, um....no.

 

[Mike Broadman]

Standard Star Wars fan reply:
"What is sex?"

 

[Brian Lawrence]

-STAR WARS lasts for 2 hours.
-Sex lasts for 3 minutes.
So yes STAR WARS is better.

 

[David Dennison]

I would have to say no, unless of course Lucas releases Ep. 4-6 on DVD. Then it is a tossup.

 

[Steve Christou]

Hmmmm a very interesting and quite profound question Steve, is Star Wars better than sex? Well if I was girlfriendless I would actually be depressed and quickly find myself a girl to have sex with! I don't know if watching Star Wars is a suitable alternative to that particular yearning, maybe a porno, but I digress, hang on ..."Oi Sandra I'm trying to decide here on me forum if watching Star Wars is better than shagging you, what shall I say?", "erm what was that again 'fick dich' what the hell, swear in English you German cow!!"
Ok my answer is... having Star Wars is fun, but you wouldn't want to do it all the time, you might go blind, or have hairy palms....
SIGNATURE PHOTO OF MEMBER HAVING STAR WARS REMOVED.

 

[Rain]

I suppose that would depend on the other person involved as well as various circumstances.
I had sex last night, but in retrospect, perhaps I should have watched Star Wars.

 

[SteveGon]

I suppose that would depend on the other person involved as well as various circumstances.

Good point. I'd burn the negatives to all the Star Wars films if I could spend just one night with Emmy Beart.

 

[Jack Briggs]

Ask me the same question, but replace Star Wars with 2001.

 

[nolesrule]

Star Wars is not better than sex. My wife and I did take a 3-hour break to watch Bridge on the River Kwai Saturday night and we paused for meals and sleep, but we left no time for Star Wars. I wouldn't have wanted to either.
What can I say? It was one of those weekends.

 

[Josh_Hill]

YES !!!! Star Wars is certainly better than sex!

 

[Ricky Hustle]

NO. Star Wars is overrated, sex is not.

 

[Nicholas L]

Star Wars is all fine and good....but it doesn't beat sex. The best part about Star Wars is that it would bore my ex-girlfriend everytime I tried to make her sit through any of them...so we would end up having sex instead. Thank you George Lucas, how many times have you gotten me laid...as an excuse not to watch your films? :b

 

[Rob Tomlin]

Ask me the same question, but replace Star Wars with 2001.

Yeah, that would be a close call for me!
Or, ask me the same question, but replace Star Wars with Lawrence of Arabia and it isn't such a close call!!

 

[JohnRice]

Mike,
That made me laugh OUT LOUD
Brian,
I hate to tell you this but.......you are definitely doing something wrong.

 

[Seth Paxton]

Stupid bastards...I'm so terribly disappointed in all of you (except maybe Rain since this probably doesn't quite apply, though I can't be sure ).
YOU PUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE LEIA GOLD BIKINI AND COMBINE THEM BOTH!!! Why are you choosing when you don't have to.
Cripes, it's THE fantasy of all time...
The only question is do you go with the Luke or Han outfit, or for Steve I assume the Chewbacca.
Signiture photo of Seth in Leia outfit with girlfriend dressed like Greedo removed out of common decency.

 

[Steve Christou]

Gaaah!! Seth you scared me what you doin' out of Movies and over here in Tournament Park?
Yeah it never crossed my filthy mind to think of Star Wars as erotic fantasy, Leia as Jabba's lapdancer [eeee Leia lapdancing on Jabba the mind boggles], and effete Threepio and his partner dotty loveable dustbin Artoo.
Heres a totally unrelated Star Wars list to savor....
The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for erm 'Spanking the Monkey'.
15> Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14> Grooming the Wookie
13> Making the Kessel Run
12> Polishing Vader's Helmet
11> Evacuating Tatooine
10> Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9> Releasing the Special Edition
8> Jumping to Delight Speed
7> Communicating with Red Leader One
6> Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5> Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4> Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3> Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2> Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
1> Test Firing the Death Star
And some naughty Star Wars quotes...
1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess...
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
6. Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
11. You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
12. Get on top of it!

 

[SteveGon]

Would anyone care to see pictures of Emmy Beart in Leia's gold bikini?

 

[nolesrule]

Anyone who thinks Star Wars is better than sex hasn't had good sex yet. And there is a difference.
Now that gold bikini idea, that's a different story.

 

[Paul_D]

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for erm 'Spanking the Monkey'.

That's gonna be saved onto the hard drive!

 

[Artur Meinild]

That would depend on the person you're doing it with...

Sex lasts for 3 minutes.

So you can do it 2 times? And why the long foreplay?