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Kevin T

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"pimpin' hard" with the flowmaster. yet again, more undeniable proof (along with the mtv beach house and this season's {or any season for that matter} real world) that there is no god.

kevin t
 

Todd Hochard

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With my dual flowmasters, behind a nicely-cammed 5.7l, I get laid 10x/day! It's true.

Todd

P.S. Don't tell my wife about the getting laid part.
 

Clinton McClure

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I bought a 5" fart can today and tomorrow I'm gonna go out and steal me some road signs to look rebellious. By next week, I'll be a sex god!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone please tell me this came from the Onion or somesuch...
 

Tony_Woods

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For those of you who aren't gearheads, Flowmasters are actually very good and respected mufflers, not the typical straight through resonated muffler with a 4 inch pointless tip.
 

KyleS

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You have to be friggin kidding me :rolleyes:
This "KID" needs to get a life and realize that no one, especially girls worth being around, would screw him just because he has a 4 banger that sounds cool.
KyleS
 

KyleS

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I was joking about the 4-banger sounding cool because these guys have a standard Honda with an Exhaust that is trying to make it sound like a real powerful engine (Which they are not). What they need to do is spend the money on a good car and the Lotus is certainly not a bad car at all. :)
KyleS
 

RonR

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You guys crack me up.

I always smirk when I see a kid driving a 4 banger around with an exhaust pipe the size of one off a school bus.
 

Carl Johnson

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This sounds like a pretty good idea, I wonder if one of those flowmasters will turn my 88 Daytona into a chickmobile.......
 

Louis Stettiner

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"HEY BIG BOY IS THAT YOUR EXHAUST PIPE OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME." VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM


Give me a freakin break here.
 

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