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Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Scott Strang, Jun 8, 2003.
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Now THAT would be fun to have!!
*Note to self: Do not get on Scott's shit list*
My question is: Is it a red or blue laser?
We can't go around using non-HD laser guns now.
Now I know what Santa can bring my children next Christmas.
The warped cynic in me pictures gang bangers in Ziggy Stardust (i.e. reflective) jumpsuits.
I hope Chris Knight (from Real Genius) is getting some royalty cheques...
Can this thing heat up my popcorn too?
The legitimate, practical uses for such a device are endless.
You could use that baby to set off your neighbors' fireworks before they light the fuse!
Just imagine where this could ultimately end up.
Such as weapon would likely be totally silent. Who would need a silencer when a concentrated beam of energy would do the trick and no one would even know where it came from.
Wow! That IS cool!
Hmmm...to think that I hated it when punks would bring in their little laser pointers and ruin a moive (like on Seinfeld) now I have to worry about getting the back of my head zapped!
I guess there is only one thing to do...BE THE FIRST TO GET ONE!
I e-mailed my dear Mary to tell her how cool and excited I was that I could finally get a laser gun (I've always wanted a laser gun.)
This was her reply:
I'm pretty sure they sell these at my local ACME, between the bread & peanut butter, next to the rocket-powered roller skates.
If you're buyin' the ray gun, then I'm buyin' this
That's pretty cool too! I'm so glad that my disposable income is nil, or I'd be an ape with a laser gun right about now!
If anyone wants one of these, you'd better get it now. If it can really do what it says, it will surely soon be illegal.
I doubt that one would kill, but it certainly would damage eyes, cause 1st degree burns, etc. And you know there would be an idiot somewhere that aims it at a person.
Me? I just want to use it on wasp nests. I had a black widow to kill outside our bedroom window this last weekend. That laser would have been a lot less messy than what I used; FIRE.
Please refrain from mentioning practical uses for the laser gun. You're sucking all the fun out of it.
Hmmm, finally a way to enforce the NO WAKE zone by my dock...
me and a friend bought one from an army surplus store in the late 70s when I was in HS and had dreams of a death laser (hey who doesnt?!?)
weighed a ton and made the electric bills go through the roof when we turned it on
we would hide it in shrubs or behind something and light up stop signs and crap like that.
since you couldnt see the source people would freak
maybe a few ufo stories came out of our strange fun...moses and the burning bush had nothing on us
i doubt if you can hurt yourself unless you look right into it...then you will get your name in the Darwin awards but you'll never see the awards!
Hmmm.. that would make a nice hole in my neighbor's trampolene.
>squeaky< >squeaky< >squeaky< >ZAP!< >thump!