"I wanna go back in tiiiiimmmee!" So I can trade...stocks? (1 Viewer)

[DeathStar1]

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

One way to prove this guys 'knowledge'. Follow his hints to the letter and see if his info pans out .

 

[ThomasC]

Did you take this article seriously at all? I hope not, because the Weekly World News is a joke, and they've acknowledged it.

 

[DeathStar1]

Heh, Ashamed to say I did. I just saw the Yahoo label and figured it was from their legit news service.

no way to recover from this blunder with some form of dignity, is there? ..

 

[ThomasC]

In order to redeem yourself, you must buy Bat Boy t-shirts for the entire HTF membership.

 

[PrinzII]

Can we say pre-April Fool's Joke?

 

[Joel Mack]

Every day is April Fool's Day at the Weakly World Spews...

 

[Ashley Seymour]

Pssst - Hey Neil, com ear. Just between you and I, my time maching is cooling off in the back yard. I have been waitin a year ta com back and give youse a tip. The DOW will back down to 5,000. SHHHHHH. Just tween you and I, K?

Oh, and the Cubbies take the series in four over the Twinkies. Don't bet too much though cause I got a wad on em and don't want to odds to go down.

luck dude.

 

[Ashley Seymour]

Hey, don't have much time. The Deloreon is double parked and Doc said I am looking a little fuzzy. It was worse last week, but now the Cubies are in and the Twinkies are playing the Yanks as we speak, I am getting some substance back.

Remember the future is what we make it. Go Cubies in four over the Twins.

 

[Gary->dee]

 

[Christ Reynolds]

marty! i did not invent the time machine for financial gain!

CJ