I need a new haircut...

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  1. Dave Poehlman

    Dave Poehlman Producer

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    Since Matthew Chmiel had reasonable success with his haircut thread years ago, I thought I'd try it myself.

    Here is a shot of my head in its present condition:

    [​IMG]

    I realize I have less hair ro work with than young Matthew... but I want something different.

    *please excuse the color in the photo... it was taken with a crappy cell phone camera... my neck isn't normally that yellow... or is it? I can't see it.
     
  2. Kevin Hewell

    Kevin Hewell Cinematographer

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    I say go for a mullet
     
  3. Malcolm R

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    Shave it off...shave it all off!
     
  4. Moe Maishlish

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    Hm... First deal with the hair on your chin... [​IMG]

    Moe.
     
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    Now that's a BIG head! [​IMG]

    Go with a #8.
     
  6. Dave Poehlman

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    Yeah, I really am bad about shaving... especially on Fridays. [​IMG]
     
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    Shave it.
     
  8. ChrisHeflen

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    I say you brown bag it.




    No, I'd get it #2'd or 1 on the sides and then about an inch on the top. Have them blend it short to long going up the sides and then short to longer, back to front on the top. Comb it forward and push the front up. Alot of people have this but only because it works for us hair receeders.
    Shave the 'stache then switch the chin part to an upside-down t or y. Strip going down the middle from bottom lip then out to the sides about an inch or two.

    Then go stand in front of a mirror and say Damn! Chris was right. I look good." And then go and have a peanut buster parfeit from Dariy Queen.
     
  9. Richard Travale

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    I would recommend this...Go to a real hair stylist. Not one that works at magic cuts but a real stylist. They will know what style would be best for your head shape, hairline etc...
     
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    Richard, so subtle...

    Dave, #2, #2, #2 and let that Van Dyke grow out a bit. You're all off-balance, you've got that chin-hair all snug with a #1 and your hair is a borderline Tom Green thing.

    #2 hair
    grow the Dyke out to about a 4


    That's a really crappy Dell monitor you have there too. Replace that [​IMG]
     
  11. Richard Travale

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    Oops, I reread it and it does seem like a bit of a slag towards Dave. :b
    I by no means meant that you have an oddly shaped head or a bad hairline or that you must frequent Magic Cuts.[​IMG]
    What I meant was that a good stylist will know how to look at you and your features and be able to tell you what cut would best suit you.
    Sorry if there was any confusion
     
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    #2
     
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    Dave, I was thinking of this look for you...
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    It says..
    "Hi I'm Dave! I'm sassy and playful!! And, when I'm being playful, I like to be sassy!!! Touch me....if you dare!"

    Chicks dig that type of stuff. Oh, and cash too!
     
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    I star in a Final Fantasy game [​IMG]
     
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    It says "I look like a cross between Joey (from Friends) and Balki Bartokomous (from Perfect Strangers)"

    Hello cousin Larry, and How you Doin'!? [​IMG]
     
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    Man...I need a good mesh trucker hat right about now!
     
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    The picture is sideways, I am actually falling at an incredible rate of speed.

    OR

    Hi, welcome to Babylon! (thump thump thump thump thumpthump)
     
  18. Moe Maishlish

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    Buk Buk Buk.... Bukaaaa!

    Moe.
     
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    It says:

    The new Miracle Rug stays put in winds up to 120 MPH!
     
  20. Chazz_S

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    I say you shave it, you could pull off a Jason Statham type look:

    http://www.minireviews.com/interviews/statham.jpg

    Start working out and drop a few pounds and you're there. Could be a whole 'make-over' for you! And keep the facial hair, if you like it. I don't understand why it's so 'bad' to have facial hair.
     

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