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[Pamela]

Pamela, would it help if I told you that the best sex I've ever had is with women in their 40s?

Hmmmm...well, that's certainly a bright side!

 

[Max Leung]

Considering a woman too, eh Pam?

 

[Jack Briggs]

Keith has no idea how close his brush with death was. ...
Pamela: I think I've made it clear here and in a PM, but I've never enjoyed life more than I have than in this fourth decade--even when I consider all the rock'n'roll/nightclub/Hollywood-gone-to-seed experiences I enjoyed so much in my thirties.
And since others have broached on the subject, I'll make the plunge: I think women look--and are at--their best by the fourth decade (and the fifth, as well). Hell, women younger than forty simply don't attract me all that much. And I've been this way since I was a teenager (I was heavily influenced by The Graduate--I thought Benjamin had the better deal going with Mrs. Robinson; Elaine was sooo unsexy, whereas Anne Bancroft's Mrs. R fueled many an adolescent fantasy on my part).
You'll get past this funk. In fact, it seems you are already.
Let's hear it for the forties and the fifties. Them's the best.

 

[Alex Prosak]

I may be a little late for your BD but do what all guys want to do when they hit 40...buy a Corvette. Okay, maybe an M3.
But seriously, I strongly believe you're only as old as you feel. Think young!

 

[Pamela]

I may be a little late for your BD but do what all guys want to do when they hit 40...buy a Corvette.

I'd prefer a Lexus Coupe!

 

[Max Leung]

You've got a dirty mind, young man!

*Elvis voice* Thank you...thank you very much.
You're gonna need bouncers to keep the men away when they find out the secret to great sex.

 

[Dean DeMass]

Pamela, would it help if I told you that the best sex I've ever had is with women in their 40s?

Interesting. As I said, if I lived closer, I would head on down.
-Dean-

 

[Pamela]

Interesting. As I said, if I lived closer, I would head on down.

Well, now you know where to take your next vacation! Just give me a few weeks notice so I can have all of that lipsuction done!

 

[Dean DeMass]

 

[Marianne]

I think I'm the oldest so far at 47 (I think Jack might be older but he's not admitting it)!
It's really not so bad being old - you can say anything you want and people just think you're senile.

 

[Julian Reville]

Hell, I'm proud I have lived to be 50 , the alternative wasn't too good.
Of course, once you hit the senior years you have to remember a few rules:
1- Never pass a restroom without taking advantage of it.
2- Never trust a fart.
Darn, I can't remember the others.....

 

[Cam S]

Would it make you feel better to have sex with a 21 y/o

 

[Pamela]

Would it make you feel better to have sex with a 21 y/o

Is that legal? :b
But really, thanks to everyone for sending me into fits of giggles and offering up a heaping helping of sage advice and words of wisdom. I guess I'm not ready for the old folks home yet!

 

[RobertR]

guess I'm not ready for the old folks home yet!

Oh trust me, Pamela. A woman in her 40s can be VERY vigorous.

 

[John Thomas]

Everyone here is joking, right?

 

[Pamela]

Oh trust me, Pamela. A woman in her 40s can be VERY vigorous.

:b

 

[Jack Briggs]

There's no question about it. Damn, I love Mrs. Robinson. Give me a broken-down, cynical alcoholic woman in an unhappy marriage any day over the prissy, squeeky-clean, All-American Elaine. Life on the edge is more fun.
But I will spare everyone the tired aging-like-a-fine-wine metaphors. Kids in their twenties, bless 'em, are still suffering from the I-know-it-all affliction, blissfully unaware of the cool stuff that awaits.
The only reason I would ever want to be younger is to guarantee that I will be alive when the first manned mission to Mars takes place. And I would accept the age-reversal process only under the condition that my cat's age be reversed too--it'd be cool to see him in his all-fluff-and-buzzes kitten stage again.
Well, I think we've all helped Pamela to feel better.