Dave_Brown
Supporting Actor
- Joined
- Mar 6, 2001
- Messages
- 666
I didn't think they could ever come up with a show that would make me actually loose IQ points more than "Rich Girls" did about a year ago. But somehow they managed it with this train wreck starring Jessica Simpson's younger yet 10X more annoying sister Ashlee.
They should give them a show together and just title it "Watch our parents exploit us on national TV Variety Show!" I will admit to finding Newlyweds at least tolerable when channel surfing around 10 o'clock at night, but come on with daughter number 2. The way she portrays the world revolving around her makes me wonder if she can affect the tides when she gets near the beach.
Despite her poor singing abilities (studio is ok but her few times "live" tells me she can't hit a note without the aide of electronic miracles) at least she can take some comfort knowing she will never fall below Kelly Osbourne in the talent pool.
They should give them a show together and just title it "Watch our parents exploit us on national TV Variety Show!" I will admit to finding Newlyweds at least tolerable when channel surfing around 10 o'clock at night, but come on with daughter number 2. The way she portrays the world revolving around her makes me wonder if she can affect the tides when she gets near the beach.
Despite her poor singing abilities (studio is ok but her few times "live" tells me she can't hit a note without the aide of electronic miracles) at least she can take some comfort knowing she will never fall below Kelly Osbourne in the talent pool.