A professor at the Texas A&M University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start, out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good, I'm glad you are taking this seriously, now has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands "Has anyone ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands "That's fantastic, but let me ask you one more question... Have any of you ever had sex with a ghost" Bubba, way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has claimed to have had sex with a ghost, you've got to come up here and tell us about your experience" The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin and makes his way up to the podium, the professor then says "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost" To which Bubba replies, "Shiiiiiit!!! from way back thar.... I thought ya said Goats!!!"