"Hulk" toy has 'monster willy'

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  1. Keith Paynter

    Keith Paynter Screenwriter

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    The Hulk shouldn't be angry with this, and most women would probably be impressed, but one British parent is not...

    The Sun Online
     
  2. Ricardo C

    Ricardo C Producer

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    I take it this isn't an officially lincensed toy? [​IMG]
     
  3. Marc Carra

    Marc Carra Supporting Actor

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    Hulk with monster Willy:

    "you wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

    Betty:

    "Wanna bet?"


    [​IMG]
     
  4. Richard Travale

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    My goodness, John "the Hulk" Holmes.
     
  5. Dan Rudolph

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    The source is the Sun. They're hardly a bastion of journalism.
     
  6. Malcolm R

    Malcolm R Executive Producer

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    As Dan says, you can't believe anything you read in the tabloids.
     
  7. Brenton

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    Is that article for real? It almost sounds like the type of thing you would read at The Onion. Even the silly picture of the girl eyeing her doll suspiciously, it screams "Onion".
     
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    I assumed it was an Onion style article the first time I read it too.....
     
  9. Keith Paynter

    Keith Paynter Screenwriter

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    The story's been picked up by Yahoo! and E! Online, and it's good for a larf...

    "Come on, change!! I really did it once!" - Stan Lee
     
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    That Hulk doll is evil, I tell you, EVIL.

    This poor little girl is going to be very disappointed when she gets older and starts going out on dates.
     
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    Looks more like The Incredible BULK to me. [​IMG]
     
  13. Chris Lockwood

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    The real news here is that someone actually won one of those typically rigged carnival games.

    So are any "journalists" going to bother contacting the studio to see if this is a licensed product? I think it's probably about as official as the mud flap with the drawing of Calvin urinating on the Chevy logo.

    BTW "Her Hulk Has a Willy" would be a great title for a pop tune. That could be the next Kelly Clarkson single.
     
  14. Will K

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    Having gotten wind of this, "Billy" the UPS doll is now actively trying to court the Hulk.
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Studio Mogul

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    Now...delivering "packages" has a totally different meaning...
     
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    [​IMG] That's great. Best laugh I've had all day.
     
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    lol! You guys are twisted...!
     
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    I remember Billy! But he was a sailor last I heard.
     

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