10. Are you Andy or Barney? 9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 8. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? 5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 4. Gee, Officer, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 3. I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around...that's how far ahead of me they are. 2. When the Officer says, "Gee son...your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer...your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.