Sorry David, but I knew just based on the title of the thread and what day this was that this was an april fools joke. You would've gotten points from me though if you had actually written a mock review.
You *censored* *censored* *censored*, son of a *censored* *censored* *censored*, I hope your *censored* falls off and *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*