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MarcoBiscotti

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Seriously?

I rented the video last weekend (first movie I've actually rented in almost 2 years since collecting DVD's) and thought it was absolutely horrible and senseless...

DVD quality aside, the movie was just a bad rip-off of previous Stephen King adaptions - Misery and The Shining - filled with ridiculous inexplicable plotholes and an overly pretentious sense of significance and self intent. It felt like a quick cash-in on Johnny Depp's popularity with no other offerings...

The ending seemed obvious 20 minutes into the opening and the entire time I spent watching the movie I subconsciously hoped that the director would throw something new at us to steer clear of this ever-growing horror movie cliche. No such luck. In the end, this movie made less sense than a David Lynch study minus the innovation and originality. It was trite full of predictable, overdone and obvious inclinations. It just felt like a dumb, pointless movie...

I'd reccommend picking up this DVD instead, which can probably be found in your local bargain bin counter:



It's basically the same idea, only this one doesn't suck.

PS - I will give praise to John Turturro who was the only interesting element of the movie, though a wasted bit of talent here...
 

Tom Martin

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Nov 21, 2003
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i just saw it. what a waste of time. the ending was SO damn predictable! can anyone say Fight Club? how bout Dark Half? i haven't read the story, but i feel stephen king has been going way down hill for some time now. this is no exception. i'm giving the movie away to my sister-in-law tomorrow. too bad i can't get my $20 back!
 

Mark_TS

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exactly what I thought as I wasted 2 hours on this nonsense: FIGHT CLUB did it first, and much better
 

Dave Gorman

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Aren't the review threads supposed to have spoiler tags? I guess I need to avoid the review threads from now on...
 

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