Joe Szott
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Lemme see... first kiss was around 4 or 5. But that was initiated by the girls and I was pretty clueless.
Very first 'big tongue' kiss was unwillingly received by a girl in college, I'll call her R. R had been all me for a few weeks (she lived with friends in apt close to ours) and I had mostly cooled her advances cuz she was coming on just way too strong and we had common friends. One night an engineering bud and me are playing on my computer and this sleaze friend of my roommate is hitting on R in the same room. He asks if she knew how to kiss and she gives him a peck on the cheek. He asks her if she knew how to tongue kiss and she reaches over and grabs my hair, pulls my head all the way back, and shoves her tongue straight down my throat. We're talking all the way down my throat -- I was so shocked I didn't even know what was happening. Felt like a warm, gooey banana slug was trying to suffocate me. Funniest thing was I guess I didn't give much response after it happened (was too embarrassed to say anything) and my engineering friend decided I must be some tremendous stud to have girls hanging around giving me so much tongue that I don't even acknowledge them afterward. Man, that was hilarious!
R and I never went out and eventually she got the hint. I'm glad since about a year later I started dating my future wife and it wouldn't have happened if circumstances were different (but that's a different story.)
Very first 'big tongue' kiss was unwillingly received by a girl in college, I'll call her R. R had been all me for a few weeks (she lived with friends in apt close to ours) and I had mostly cooled her advances cuz she was coming on just way too strong and we had common friends. One night an engineering bud and me are playing on my computer and this sleaze friend of my roommate is hitting on R in the same room. He asks if she knew how to kiss and she gives him a peck on the cheek. He asks her if she knew how to tongue kiss and she reaches over and grabs my hair, pulls my head all the way back, and shoves her tongue straight down my throat. We're talking all the way down my throat -- I was so shocked I didn't even know what was happening. Felt like a warm, gooey banana slug was trying to suffocate me. Funniest thing was I guess I didn't give much response after it happened (was too embarrassed to say anything) and my engineering friend decided I must be some tremendous stud to have girls hanging around giving me so much tongue that I don't even acknowledge them afterward. Man, that was hilarious!
R and I never went out and eventually she got the hint. I'm glad since about a year later I started dating my future wife and it wouldn't have happened if circumstances were different (but that's a different story.)