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Hey Kyle....how you can improve your sales by "tricking" the SAF (1 Viewer)

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Anthony_Gomez

Do like the sex industry does:D
::Shipping policy::
All Acoustic Visions products will be shipped in plain brown packaging. There will be no idication that your order is for audio gear. The return information will be the Following:
Visionary Investments
574 S. 200 W.
Brigham City, Ut. 84302
::Billing Policy::
All billing information will not indicate any audio affiliation. All billings will be to Visionary Investments.
 

Kyle Richardson

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I can wrap it in pink wrapping paper with bows if you want :D
Billing might be a bit more difficult though, but they cant track cash can they?
Once she opens the pink wrapping paper and finds out what it really is then I have a new policy in effect:
"No returns whatsoever, no phone calls from angry spouses, and my e-mail isnt working anymore for some reason" :D
 
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Anthony_Gomez

or better yet: all spouse induced returns are subjuct to a 200% restocking fee=) That ought to do it as well=)
 

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