Help me find an old joke... (1 Viewer)

[Drew Bethel]

It compares the things women do whle going to (or taking a shower) and what guys do (ex, flashing your woman, etc.)

 

[Mats Kellberg]

This might be the one you're looking for.
How to shower like a woman/man

Regards
Mats

 

[SteveGon]

You say you're looking for an old joke?
If you want my sex life, you can have it!

 

[Drew Bethel]

Thanks a lot Mats. Whateer that link is just cause me a firewall violation. :b

 

[Bjorn Olav Nyberg]

Naa, I think it's just that the site is database operated or something, and the web pages are created temporarily then expire or something like that...

How to Shower Like a Woman:

1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you

happen to see husband along the way, ignore juvenile

"turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom.

3. Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out stomach so

as to complain about how fat you're getting.

4. Turn on hot water only.

5. Get in the shower, once you've found it through all the steam.

6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide

loofah, and pumice stone.

7. Wash hair once with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83 added

vitamins.

8. Rinse hair. Condition your hair with cucumber and lemon

conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair

for fifteen minutes.

9. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes

until red and raw.

10. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java

Cake bodywash.

11. Complain bitterly when you realize that your husband has

once again been EATING your ginger nut and java cake body

wash.

12. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen

minutes, as you must make sure that all the conditioner has

come off).

13. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can't be

bothered.

14. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you

get a rush of cold water.

15. Turn hot water on full and rinse off.

16. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.

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How to Shower Like a Man:

1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've

walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the

floor.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along

the way, flash her.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer

belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck

in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)

4. Turn on the water.

5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)

6. Get in the shower.

7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)

8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.

9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area.

10. Wash your rear end.

11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.

12. Make a shampoo mohawk.

13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle.

14. Pee.

15. Repeat #9, because it felt good.

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead

and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your

wife to find you a clean one.

18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel, if you pass your

wife, flash her.

 

[Kirsten]

That's funny 'cause it's true.

 

[Drew Bethel]

Thanks guys!

 

[Clinton McClure]

Old joke = Take my wife, please!

 

[Bruce Hedtke]

Make a shampoo mohawk

Damn, I'm gonna have to grow my hair long again to do this. Man, all the fun things we did as kids
Bruce