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[ThomasC]

Gentle Fudge.

 

[Mark Shannon]

chicka-chicka-chicka- (slim shady)



...yeah, I know. I'll leave now.

 

[Yee-Ming]

I once read an article about how Hongkongers had come up with the strangest names for themselves. The pick of the crop (and the only one I still remember): Pubic Ha

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

I heard on the Howard Stern show one morning that some poor woman somewhere was named, and i'm not joking here, Jenna Talia.

There's also a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. Seriously, do the parents of these people actually WANT their kid to have a miserable school life?

Courtney Cox's kid is named Coco, I can hear the taunts already around the schoolyard..."I'm kookoo for Coco Cox!!"

Poor kid. :frowning:

 

[Bob Turnbull]

Guy on a forum I used to frequent was named Richard Kurtz. He preferred to sign his posts with the short version of his first name - Dick.

I don't why he did that...

 

[NickSo]

do you know mike hawk?

 

[Yee-Ming]

Or for that matter someone called Richard Head, of whom there's one on a mailing list I belong to. But I think he always signs off as Richard.

As for Courtney, wouldn't her daughter's full name be Coco Arquette? Not quite as surreal as Coco Cox; unless she's emulating her mom and going by Coco Cox Arquette...

 

[Edwin-S]

I pity the person who has to go through life with a name like Faithful Cock.

 

[Danny Tse]

Yee Ming wrote....



How can you forget Coco Lee?



Buck Naked is still tops in my book.

 

[tyler payne]

Haywood Jablowmee

OK, not a real name, but still funny

 

[Jamie Goff]

I could always name my first born son Jack.

 

[Chu Gai]

While going through the directory for physicians one time, I ran across an ob/gyn with the name of Dr. Seymour Weiner. Also, when I was looking for a house, the realtor took me to a doctor's house that was up for sale...Dr. Ill. His estate was selling the property.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

No, But I do know Mike Hunt.

 

[Paul D G]

We had a Phuc Hu in the phone book when I was a kid. i might even still have the torn out page somewhere.

-paul

 

[JohnS]

Remember the movie "The Toy" Master Bates

 

[Joey Skinner]

Here are some links to webpages of real people with unfortunate names:
http://www.utdallas.edu/~assmann/
http://www.tambcd.edu/cedental/pedo03a.htm
http://www.bbk.ac.uk/hca/staff/cocks.shtml
http://www.southernmiss.com/sports/s...oach/index.asp
http://www.rexcc.com/thingstodo/park...rdickpark.html
http://cornellbigred.collegesports.c...od_dick00.html
http://gostanford.collegesports.com/...sz_matt00.html
http://www.unb.br/ig/prof/ReinhardtAdolfoFuck.htm
http://www.cox.smu.edu/academic/professor.do/efj
http://www.ejge.com/2003/Ppr0339/Authors.htm
http://www.hcbmdbom.medem.com/
http://international.sp.nl/representatives/tiny.stm
http://www.enee.umd.edu/~andre/

Here are the names if you don't want to click the links:
Peter Assman
Dr. Anil Reddy
Harry Cocks
Gay McNutt
Beaver Dick Park (Madison WI)
Dick Blood (ouch!)
Matt Haryasz
Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck
Ellen F Jackofsky Ph.D.
Dr. Anil Kumar Dikshit
Harry C. Beaver MD
Senator Tiny Kox (Socialist Party, Netherlands)
Andre L. Tits

 

[Sam Posten]

I had a fellow student named Phuc Lam and one of my students was named Will Barra and another named Sal Monella.

Sam

 

[Robert_Gaither]

I had a classmate in highschool named Long Dong, I always thought that'd be a cool name to grow up with, could you imagine meeting a girl for the first time and introducting yourself with this name?

 

[Bill Williams]

Was his middle name Duck?

"What's happening, hot stuff?"

"Oh sexy girlfriend!"

"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Sorry, couldn't resist, just had a rush of Sixteen Candles on the brain this morning...

 

[KeithMoechnig]

I had a differential equations professor that was Dr. Elvan Akin-Bohner. I eventually had to drop the class because for some reason I couldn't take her serious.


http://web.umr.edu/~akine