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Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by ThomasC, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. ThomasC

    ThomasC Lead Actor

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    Mark Shannon Screenwriter

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    chicka-chicka-chicka- (slim shady)



    ...yeah, I know. I'll leave now.
     
  3. Yee-Ming

    Yee-Ming Producer

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    I once read an article about how Hongkongers had come up with the strangest names for themselves. The pick of the crop (and the only one I still remember): Pubic Ha [​IMG]
     
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    Inspector Hammer! Executive Producer

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    I heard on the Howard Stern show one morning that some poor woman somewhere was named, and i'm not joking here, Jenna Talia.

    There's also a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. Seriously, do the parents of these people actually WANT their kid to have a miserable school life?

    Courtney Cox's kid is named Coco, I can hear the taunts already around the schoolyard..."I'm kookoo for Coco Cox!!"

    Poor kid. [​IMG]
     
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    Guy on a forum I used to frequent was named Richard Kurtz. He preferred to sign his posts with the short version of his first name - Dick.

    I don't why he did that...
     
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    do you know mike hawk?
     
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    Yee-Ming Producer

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    Or for that matter someone called Richard Head, of whom there's one on a mailing list I belong to. But I think he always signs off as Richard.

    As for Courtney, wouldn't her daughter's full name be Coco Arquette? Not quite as surreal as Coco Cox; unless she's emulating her mom and going by Coco Cox Arquette...
     
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    I pity the person who has to go through life with a name like Faithful Cock.
     
  9. Danny Tse

    Danny Tse Producer

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    Yee Ming wrote....



    How can you forget Coco Lee? [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Buck Naked is still tops in my book.
     
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    Haywood Jablowmee

    OK, not a real name, but still funny
     
  11. Jamie Goff

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    I could always name my first born son Jack.[​IMG]
     
  12. Chu Gai

    Chu Gai Lead Actor

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    While going through the directory for physicians one time, I ran across an ob/gyn with the name of Dr. Seymour Weiner. Also, when I was looking for a house, the realtor took me to a doctor's house that was up for sale...Dr. Ill. His estate was selling the property.
     
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    No, But I do know Mike Hunt.
     
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    Paul D G Screenwriter

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    We had a Phuc Hu in the phone book when I was a kid. i might even still have the torn out page somewhere.

    -paul
     
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    Remember the movie "The Toy" Master Bates[​IMG]
     
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    Here are some links to webpages of real people with unfortunate names:
    http://www.utdallas.edu/~assmann/
    http://www.tambcd.edu/cedental/pedo03a.htm
    http://www.bbk.ac.uk/hca/staff/cocks.shtml
    http://www.southernmiss.com/sports/s...oach/index.asp
    http://www.rexcc.com/thingstodo/park...rdickpark.html
    http://cornellbigred.collegesports.c...od_dick00.html
    http://gostanford.collegesports.com/...sz_matt00.html
    http://www.unb.br/ig/prof/ReinhardtAdolfoFuck.htm
    http://www.cox.smu.edu/academic/professor.do/efj
    http://www.ejge.com/2003/Ppr0339/Authors.htm
    http://www.hcbmdbom.medem.com/
    http://international.sp.nl/representatives/tiny.stm
    http://www.enee.umd.edu/~andre/

    Here are the names if you don't want to click the links:
    Peter Assman
    Dr. Anil Reddy
    Harry Cocks
    Gay McNutt
    Beaver Dick Park (Madison WI)
    Dick Blood (ouch!)
    Matt Haryasz
    Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck
    Ellen F Jackofsky Ph.D.
    Dr. Anil Kumar Dikshit
    Harry C. Beaver MD
    Senator Tiny Kox (Socialist Party, Netherlands)
    Andre L. Tits
     
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    I had a fellow student named Phuc Lam and one of my students was named Will Barra and another named Sal Monella.

    Sam
     
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    I had a classmate in highschool named Long Dong, I always thought that'd be a cool name to grow up with, could you imagine meeting a girl for the first time and introducting yourself with this name? [​IMG]
     
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    Was his middle name Duck? [​IMG]

    "What's happening, hot stuff?"

    "Oh sexy girlfriend!"

    "No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

    Sorry, couldn't resist, just had a rush of Sixteen Candles on the brain this morning... [​IMG]
     
  20. KeithMoechnig

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    I had a differential equations professor that was Dr. Elvan Akin-Bohner. I eventually had to drop the class because for some reason I couldn't take her serious.


    http://web.umr.edu/~akine
     

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