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Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by ThomasC, Sep 14, 2005.
chicka-chicka-chicka- (slim shady)
...yeah, I know. I'll leave now.
I once read an article about how Hongkongers had come up with the strangest names for themselves. The pick of the crop (and the only one I still remember): Pubic Ha
I heard on the Howard Stern show one morning that some poor woman somewhere was named, and i'm not joking here, Jenna Talia.
There's also a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. Seriously, do the parents of these people actually WANT their kid to have a miserable school life?
Courtney Cox's kid is named Coco, I can hear the taunts already around the schoolyard..."I'm kookoo for Coco Cox!!"
Guy on a forum I used to frequent was named Richard Kurtz. He preferred to sign his posts with the short version of his first name - Dick.
I don't why he did that...
do you know mike hawk?
Or for that matter someone called Richard Head, of whom there's one on a mailing list I belong to. But I think he always signs off as Richard.
As for Courtney, wouldn't her daughter's full name be Coco Arquette? Not quite as surreal as Coco Cox; unless she's emulating her mom and going by Coco Cox Arquette...
I pity the person who has to go through life with a name like Faithful Cock.
Yee Ming wrote....
How can you forget Coco Lee?
Buck Naked is still tops in my book.
OK, not a real name, but still funny
I could always name my first born son Jack.
While going through the directory for physicians one time, I ran across an ob/gyn with the name of Dr. Seymour Weiner. Also, when I was looking for a house, the realtor took me to a doctor's house that was up for sale...Dr. Ill. His estate was selling the property.
No, But I do know Mike Hunt.
We had a Phuc Hu in the phone book when I was a kid. i might even still have the torn out page somewhere.
Remember the movie "The Toy" Master Bates
Here are some links to webpages of real people with unfortunate names:
Here are the names if you don't want to click the links:
Dr. Anil Reddy
Beaver Dick Park (Madison WI)
Dick Blood (ouch!)
Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck
Ellen F Jackofsky Ph.D.
Dr. Anil Kumar Dikshit
Harry C. Beaver MD
Senator Tiny Kox (Socialist Party, Netherlands)
Andre L. Tits
I had a fellow student named Phuc Lam and one of my students was named Will Barra and another named Sal Monella.
I had a classmate in highschool named Long Dong, I always thought that'd be a cool name to grow up with, could you imagine meeting a girl for the first time and introducting yourself with this name?
Was his middle name Duck?
"What's happening, hot stuff?"
"Oh sexy girlfriend!"
"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Sorry, couldn't resist, just had a rush of Sixteen Candles on the brain this morning...
I had a differential equations professor that was Dr. Elvan Akin-Bohner. I eventually had to drop the class because for some reason I couldn't take her serious.