Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

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  1. Matthew_S

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    [​IMG] (if anyone has, i will die.)
     
  2. Matthew Chmiel

    Matthew Chmiel Cinematographer

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    Can't say that I have. [​IMG]
     
  3. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    I have and I must say that I quite enjoyed it. There's nothing I like more than being confined to a damp, claustrophobic cell. I also get a thrill out of bread and water diets and daily beatings! Oh boy, what fun!
    BTW, you can start crying now! [​IMG]
     
  4. Brian Lawrence

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    No but I have had plenty of dreams about being locked up in those womens prisons in which Sybil Danning always seems to be the sinister bi-sexual prison guard.
     
  5. SteveA

    SteveA Supporting Actor

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    No, I've never been in a Turkish prison, but I LOVE movies about gladiators AND hanging around the gymnasium!
     
  6. Dennis Reno

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    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked???"
     
  7. Brad_W

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    I've been in a Turkish prison three times now. Once for "the surgery" and the other two were for bed and breakfast retreats. But since "the surgery" I've often thought about joining third world nations in the effort to hold the world hostage with Rinderpest. But "the surgery" prohibits me for performing my duties as a homosapian.

    Hell, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
     
  8. Tiffany A

    Tiffany A Stunt Coordinator

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    Does watching Midnight Express 20 times count?
     
  9. Jon_B

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    I don't believe I have. [​IMG]
    Jon
     
  10. ChrisMatson

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
     
  11. PeteD

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    No, but I like it when Scraps rubs up and down on my leg...
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Rain

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    No, but my last relationship was probably a good facsimile. [​IMG]
     
  13. BryanZ

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    No, but does visiting Elbonia count? [​IMG]
     
  14. John Besse

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    Did 6 months in county and 5 years in State. J/K... Although, I hear prison is great. Well, at least that's what they said in Office Space!
     
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    Hmmm....(checking my schedule)...that won't be until next week. [​IMG]
     
  16. Matthew_S

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    no, but ive had turkish coffee once, pretty wicked stuff!!
     
  18. Keith_R

    Keith_R Screenwriter

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    No, but I did end up in a prison in Las Vegas after that wild night in Vegas with thee clown and the cow.[​IMG]
     
  19. John Stockton

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    No, but I have been to a coed Turkish bath house. [​IMG]
     
  20. Michael D. Bunting

    Michael D. Bunting Screenwriter

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    I lived in Turkey for 2 years - but no prison visits went down. Thank goodness. [​IMG]
     

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