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Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Matthew_S, Dec 11, 2001.
(if anyone has, i will die.)
Can't say that I have.
I have and I must say that I quite enjoyed it. There's nothing I like more than being confined to a damp, claustrophobic cell. I also get a thrill out of bread and water diets and daily beatings! Oh boy, what fun!
BTW, you can start crying now!
No but I have had plenty of dreams about being locked up in those womens prisons in which Sybil Danning always seems to be the sinister bi-sexual prison guard.
No, I've never been in a Turkish prison, but I LOVE movies about gladiators AND hanging around the gymnasium!
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked???"
I've been in a Turkish prison three times now. Once for "the surgery" and the other two were for bed and breakfast retreats. But since "the surgery" I've often thought about joining third world nations in the effort to hold the world hostage with Rinderpest. But "the surgery" prohibits me for performing my duties as a homosapian.
Hell, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
Does watching Midnight Express 20 times count?
I don't believe I have.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
No, but I like it when Scraps rubs up and down on my leg...
No, but my last relationship was probably a good facsimile.
No, but does visiting Elbonia count?
Did 6 months in county and 5 years in State. J/K... Although, I hear prison is great. Well, at least that's what they said in Office Space!
Hmmm....(checking my schedule)...that won't be until next week.
no, but ive had turkish coffee once, pretty wicked stuff!!
No, but I did end up in a prison in Las Vegas after that wild night in Vegas with thee clown and the cow.
No, but I have been to a coed Turkish bath house.
I lived in Turkey for 2 years - but no prison visits went down. Thank goodness.