Greg_S_H
Senior HTF Member
I can't answer yes to Walter Brennan's question from To Have and Have Not, but I have been bitten by a dead shark about a half dozen times, including just a moment ago. In the '80s, my parents bought me a shark jaw at a beachside shop, and I've had it ever since. I always forget where I put it, and it always comes back to bite me in the . . . hand. This time, it was hiding under an Alf puppet that was sitting on top of a post. I went to move Alf, and got bitten again! My thumb has a nice little shark tooth-shaped cut in it.
Has anything dead ever bitten you?
Has anything dead ever bitten you?