Has Patrick Sun unlocked the secrets of time?

Mitty

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He's everywhere!
Everywhere I look, I see his posts (even lurking on other forums I see him...he is omnipresent), often giving long expositions on current TV shows, movies, you-name-it. He draws, goes to comic shows, etc. If I'm not mistaken (I may be) I even read a post where he claimed to do his own car repairs.
How does he find the time to absorb virtually ALL that popular culture has to offer? Is he a mere mortal like the rest of us? I assume he has a job, so, realistically, this IS the only explanation: he has learned how to freeze time! He's like Mork in his first appearance on Happy Days. He pauses the world, and then goes about his business of knowing more about virtually everything than the rest of us slobs. I'm pretty sure if we investigated it, we'd find that he is posting in several places simultaneously.

Or do I have it all wrong? Is this like Multiplicity? Or maybe the Great Gazoo has cloned him? ("Yes, Yes, Yes" "No, No, No.")
Patrick, won't you share with us your magical secrets?
 

Matthew Chmiel

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Maybe he has a special remote where he can pause time, rewind it, fast forward it, put it in slow motion, etc?

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Maybe he types extremely fast and keeps three or four web browsers open at any one time. Could it be there there is more than one Patrick Sun from Georgia who has an interest in movies, comics and a keen eye for women with implants?
I'm surprised we have made it this far without a post from him.

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Well, sometimes he uses the same post in one forum for another, but still he does seem to have time to do a lot of things.
~T
 

Luc

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I posted a similar remark not too long ago about him and commenting that he must have books, dictionary, encyclopedia next to him. His answer was that he does in fact have plenty of time at work.
 

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David, don't be so hard on Patrick. He's just doing what he likes!

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teapot2001

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Viagra--so that's your secret on how to become a boob expert?
I always get tired looking at too many boobs.
~T
 

Patrick Sun

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Jack, I'm a posting mutant.
And w/r/t Time - the secret is nowhere as it was depicted in that lame-o Tomb Raider movie.
 

Chris White

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Maybe he has a special remote where he can pause time, rewind it, fast forward it, put it in slow motion, etc?
I think you've got it Matthew. Patrick's computer is actually a powerful single-channel Tivo and all of us in the HT cyberworld are mere players acting for his amusement.
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I think Patrick, like the egyptians of old, knows the secrets of the pyramids; its the only explanation!
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