Mitty
Supporting Actor
- Joined
- Jan 13, 1999
- Messages
- 886
He's everywhere!
Everywhere I look, I see his posts (even lurking on other forums I see him...he is omnipresent), often giving long expositions on current TV shows, movies, you-name-it. He draws, goes to comic shows, etc. If I'm not mistaken (I may be) I even read a post where he claimed to do his own car repairs.
How does he find the time to absorb virtually ALL that popular culture has to offer? Is he a mere mortal like the rest of us? I assume he has a job, so, realistically, this IS the only explanation: he has learned how to freeze time! He's like Mork in his first appearance on Happy Days. He pauses the world, and then goes about his business of knowing more about virtually everything than the rest of us slobs. I'm pretty sure if we investigated it, we'd find that he is posting in several places simultaneously.
Or do I have it all wrong? Is this like Multiplicity? Or maybe the Great Gazoo has cloned him? ("Yes, Yes, Yes" "No, No, No.")
Patrick, won't you share with us your magical secrets?
Everywhere I look, I see his posts (even lurking on other forums I see him...he is omnipresent), often giving long expositions on current TV shows, movies, you-name-it. He draws, goes to comic shows, etc. If I'm not mistaken (I may be) I even read a post where he claimed to do his own car repairs.
How does he find the time to absorb virtually ALL that popular culture has to offer? Is he a mere mortal like the rest of us? I assume he has a job, so, realistically, this IS the only explanation: he has learned how to freeze time! He's like Mork in his first appearance on Happy Days. He pauses the world, and then goes about his business of knowing more about virtually everything than the rest of us slobs. I'm pretty sure if we investigated it, we'd find that he is posting in several places simultaneously.

Or do I have it all wrong? Is this like Multiplicity? Or maybe the Great Gazoo has cloned him? ("Yes, Yes, Yes" "No, No, No.")
Patrick, won't you share with us your magical secrets?
