Has anyone else actually tried to read the 'Book of the Dead'? (1 Viewer)

[Inspector Hammer!]

I was just curious, because if you look REALLY hard, you can actually make out letters and words on certain pages.

I suppose it's for the best that we can't read the whole thing, unleashing legions of the undead into the world can SERIOUSLY ruin your weekend!

EDIT: After thinking about it, I think this is one for the After Hours area. OOPS! :b

 

[Kai Zas]

Just search this (the software) forum for a translation, it's been posted a couple of times.

 

[John P Grosskopf]

The Book of the Dead (Necronomicon) scares me!
I read it once in 1994, and like magic, John Travolta's career suddenly came back to life!
Eerie huh?

 

[Roby Adams]

I read it once in 1994, and like magic, John Travolta's career suddenly came back to life!

Dude, you totally need to read it again then. Whatever it did is wearing off FAST!

 

[Legairre]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Just go check out Battle Field Earth. I still can't beleive I paid to see this in the theaters. Talk about 2 hours of my life I'll never get back

 

[John P Grosskopf]

Dude, you totally need to read it again then. Whatever it did is wearing off FAST!

I guess the Necronomicon acts like the cemetary in Pet Semetary. It brings people back to a cursed half-life.
I'm not touching it ever again because it's too unpredictable. You never know what's going to happen. If I read it again, maybe the careers of Vanilla Ice or M.C. Hammer might be raised from the dead!
I just can't take the risk of what reading it might do to humanity. The horror is just too unimaginable.

 

[Legairre]

Please don't touch it. Groups like ABBA and Air Supply might also make a comeback. Now that's scary.

 

[Kai Zas]

Groups like ABBA might also make a comeback

Haven't you heard? They don't need the book of the dead. They used some sort of potion like in "Death Becomes Her". "ABBA Teens" is all the rage here in Belgium.

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Ahhh, so THAT explains why a sequel to Battlefield Earth is being planned! I knew their had to be a reason.

Now, where the hell did I put those missing pages!?

 

[Richard Travale]

maybe the careers of Vanilla Ice or M.C. Hammer might be raised from the dead!

Too late, doesn't Vanilla Ice have a new noise band?

 

[John P Grosskopf]

Vanilla Ice have a new noise band?

Don't look at me. I learned my lesson. SOme other poor bastard must have read it.
GOD HELP US ALL! :frowning:

 

[Jacques C]

Vanilla Ice:
http://www.liquid8records.com/vanillaice.htm
The only reason I know where that is is because Liquid 8 just signed Midnight Oil (the Oils new record is amazing).