Happy Valentine's Day to HTF Singles out there (1 Viewer)

[Zen Butler]

How about all of those hotties mentioned above all not fighting and not wearing anything

No leather, No light-slapping, hair pulling, biting ?
+sigh+ Vanilla bores

 

[Jefferson]

biting is cool, i just didn't want my view obstucted.

 

[NickSo]

Well i got you beat.. i gotta WORK Valentines day... whats up with that.. at least you guys can like sleep or watch movies...

Anyways, apparently i have a secret admirer

BUt im still single, so im posting here

 

[Richard Travale]

Anyways, apparently i have a secret admirer

Yeah, so did Bobby Hill and we know who that turned out to be...his Grandmother!!!

 

[Scott D S]

I had to get up early for work so I'm probably gonna hit the sack early, after The Daily Show. Then tomorrow, I'm gonna try to see Daredevil and get some clearance Valentine's Day candy at Wal-Mart.

You know, the usual.

And I'll be doing it all by myself. :frowning:

 

[Jefferson]

Yeah, i'm an expert at that too.

 

[Holadem]

Well i got you beat.. i gotta WORK Valentines day... whats up with that..

I have a better one, I actually spent the whole day in family court defending my rights as father. Woke up at 5, drove 100+ miles to get there. We all know how much the the family justice system loves men

If you can beat that, I am sorry for you.

--
Holadem

 

[Max Leung]

Holadem: The official misbegotten Valentine's Day martyr!

At least you got a kid! Your genes are getting mixed into the gene pool, if that is any consolation.

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Damn, Holadem, I was gonna whine here about my shattered heart this Valentine's Day, but I sure as hell can't beat that. Best of luck to you.

 

[Rain]

So what should I watch tonight....?

Do I go with a romantic movie...all by myself?

Or should I just stay clear of that whole genre?
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And, Holadem, sorry to hear about your crappy day. I hope it works out ok for you.

 

[Michael Varacin]

Holadem,

Sorry. That beat's us all.


As an ironic twist of fate, my lack of a girl allowed me this evening to cruise over to a DVD specialty store I have never been to before....

And my eyes lit up with the glorious sight of an unopened Panasonic RP82 for sale. :b




Needless to say, I bought myself a Valentines gift. Funny how things always work out.

 

[Holadem]

Thanks for the kind words guys.

Your genes are getting mixed into the gene pool

Is that good or bad? Well at least, I have done my share for our species. I can rest in peace.

Now let's talk about happier stuff, I didn't mean to sink this thread further.

Andrew, we are all ears

--
Holadem

 

[Jefferson]

I am so sorry Holadem. That is really rough.

 

[Morgan Jolley]

Maybe this'll cheer you all up.

http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/...alsmoochie.swf

Looks like Valentine's Day can be pretty harsh.

 

[Max Leung]

Ok that was amusing.

 

[David Von Pein]

BULLETIN!! .........

I just want to remind all of you guys & gals living in the USA state of Idaho of this little-known (but STRICTLY-enforced!) state law! .......

>> "Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds."

(I did NOT make this up! It's on Idaho's books! So be prepared, guys, for the massive weight gain that is sure to happen to your S.O. after giving the legal-sized Candy-Gram! )

P.S.: There is no law, however, stipulating the minimum size of sacks of Idaho Potatoes when given as romantic gifts! So, you're safe giving just a 10-pound sack of those it appears.

 

[Max Leung]

To keep us single guys (and girls, if they're lurking!) amused, try reading up on fascinating science articles that are wholly unrelated to Valentine's Day.

Like this one for example.

 

[David Lawson]

Thanks for the sobering reminder, Max. No one ever smells what I'm cookin'.