Hadron Collider fires up on Wednesday (10/09/08)

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Yup. Wednesday. We're all gonna f**king die...

(Stolen from a "de-motivational" sign I saw on the web some months ago...)
 

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Maybe that's how the Universe began in the first place. We might be stuck in a loop.

Which means I'll be waiting about 14 billion years for this week's paycheck, and it will still never arrive.

Oh well, a huge chunk of it was headed to the IRS, anyway.
 

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Damn, imagine how long we'll be on line at the DMV...
 

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C'mon, fire it up already. I want to see Switzerland disappear, along with the international banking cartels and the tax evasion accounts of the Global Super Rich.
 

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Didn't CERN have a role in the Firesign Theater's "We're all bosons on this bus"?
 

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Did they destroy the world yet?
 

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Just make sure you know where your towel is at all times today.
 

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It's working.
Europe still exists.

All we notice is a hissing noise, because for some reason a few hours ago, air started flowing in the general direction of Switzerland. Actually, it almost looks like a storm now.
I really had to tighten the windows.


Cees
 

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Hello, anyone there? I'm sitting in my silica lined closet, surrounded by salsa and wearing my orange hat. Just wanted to know if everyone is OK.
 

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I think you all may have to wait a while for the end of the world.
They are just doing testing for a while. They won't start smashing things for a few months or more.

So Marianne, you can wash off all that salsa for now. Unless of course it helps soften your skin.
 

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Cees,

Is the Alpenglow phenomenon noticeable?
(I almost said "is it de-CERN-able"?)

If they run out of hadrons, I'm sure we can send them some baryons. Last I checked we even had one running for president.
 

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Hey Dennis, better check your corn soon, it might of been fried!

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I'm not wearing the salsa, I just have lots of jars ready to throw at any strangelets that try to break in.
 

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All they did was fire a laser. Probably to check alignment, among other things.

Shit. I'm going to have wait until at least October to see if they blow Switzerland off the map.
 

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