On Tuesday The Stones will be landing less than a 1/2 a mile from my house to announce their new tour. The veteran British rockers will commandeer a blimp and cruise into Van Cortlandt Park, New York City's third largest park, in the northwestern Bronx, on Tuesday at about 12:45 p.m. EDT. The site's wide open spaces, used for football and cricket matches, make it a practical landing area. Do you think they would accept my offer to come over and hang and watch some DVD's???