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Got Evil? Buy Today!

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Max Leung, Jun 22, 2002.

  1. Max Leung

    Max Leung Producer

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    http://www.villainsupply.com/
     
  2. Malcolm R

    Malcolm R Executive Producer

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    Sorry, I only buy my evil supplies from ACME. [​IMG]
     
  3. Julie K

    Julie K Screenwriter

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    Sorry, but I can't support such piddling little villians like this. So they think they're evil, huh? Hah, just wait I open to Gate to Yog-Sothoth and awaken Cthulhu from his dreaming slumber in R'lyeh. Then we'll see real world domination by real experts.

    Dammit, I hate this waiting for UPS to get around to delivering my copy of the Necronomicon. You'd think they were waiting for the stars to be right or something.
     
  4. Brian Harnish

    Brian Harnish Screenwriter

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    Julie- That's why TRUE EVIL uses USPS, like me. [​IMG]
    (extreme sarcasm) I really am sick of these evil wannabes. Come on, if you're REALLY gonna destroy the world, stop talking about it and DO IT!! I swear many of these evil wannabes are sooooo Americanized (lazy and full of BS and inaction) that it makes me sick. When are we going to find TRUE evil? (end extreme sarcasm)
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  5. JohnAD

    JohnAD Cinematographer

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    All right folks, you found me. I'm TRUE evil. I just like keeping a low profile; it helps keeping the PR bills down.

    John.

    Edited - had to shoot typing lackey
     
  6. Julie K

    Julie K Screenwriter

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  7. Jack Briggs

    Jack Briggs Executive Producer

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    *opens notebook, writes*
    "Must remember to ask Parker and Ron about setting up a special section of HTF for HP Lovecraft obsessives." [​IMG]
    When last I looked into the Face of Evil, people were calling it "pan and scan." [​IMG]
     
  8. Ryan Potts

    Ryan Potts Stunt Coordinator

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    Jack, that's more like the backside of evil [​IMG]
     
  9. Julie K

    Julie K Screenwriter

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  10. BrianW

    BrianW Cinematographer

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    Dang it!
    DANG IT, DANG IT, DANG IT!!!
    I tried to order one of their Doomsday Devices (the $99 fake prop device with the villianous countdown - it runs on two AA batteries), but they said I wasn't EVIL enough!
    Can you belive that? I'm not EVIL enough!!
    Why, if that site's webmaster, the preserved head of Josef Mengele, were here, I'd call him a stinker.
    You heard me! A Stinker!
    And right to his face, too!
     
  11. Max Leung

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    I think Villain Supply would be better off by employing the Dungeons and Dragons alignment of evil index: Lawful Evil, Chaotic Evil, and Neutral Evil. It would simplify their web layout, and it would make my shopping so much easier! I don't want to be notified of doomsday device specials, that's just too chaotic for me...not my thing at all! A man can't run his blackmail-and-extortion operation with such inelegant devices. Surveillance cameras, automated dart sentries, silencers, pheromone enhancers, barbituates and truth serums are what I need to keep my expanding drug-and-leisure empire running smoothly. I don't want to be distracted by wanton toys of indiscriminate destruction.

    Lawful evil = my organization, Chaotic evil = typical terrorist, neutral evil = corporations.
     
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    Virtucon
     
  13. Matt Stryker

    Matt Stryker Screenwriter

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    Ryan Potts Stunt Coordinator

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    Shoot. there go my plans for world domination [​IMG]
    I mean, if microsoft owns evil, what's a small wannabe dictator to do?
     
  15. Max Leung

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    Subcontract! [​IMG]
     

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