I was sitting here, glanced up in front of me and this huge honkin' spider the size of a Buick(to borrow Woody Allen's line from Annie Hall) was crawling down the wall! I rushed to get my vacuum cleaner out as fast I could because I ain't lettin' that big thing crawl around my apartment(at least without paying rent!). By the time I set the vacuum up it had crawled on the floor. I have brown carpeting and- should I go on? Anyway now I'm spooked and looking all around me making sure nothing around me is crawling. I HATE SPIDERS!